You would either get beef in a pastry or work boots, depending whether you were in a restaurant or the shoe department.
FWIW, when I read the title, I thought that the OP would be asking who swages ferrules onto cable ends with their teeth! Richard Kiel might be able to do that, but I don’t think that anyone else can.
If need be, I un-bite them first. Re-insert ferrule between rear molars, apply bite pressure perpendicular to original deformation, re-compressing oval cross-section to original diameter. This usually results in a roughly squarish but more cap-friendly ferrule. Through the grace of god I have never chipped a tooth using this method.
More recently, the aforementioned lavish gift of cap erasers (144 per box! One Gross, if I may use the expression) has weaned me somewhat from habitual ferrule mastication. These days I just pop one of those babies on, like any normal person would, and I’m good to go.