Who can tie knots in cherry stems with their tongue?

My wife can. I can’t. I can however lick all the brown stuff off of a shelled almond that I’m holding vertically in my front teeth.

Does that help?

Tymp, you seem to be forgetting the fact that your speech is unintelligible after that incident. You are physically capable of telling Mrs. Nen anything. Frankly, I’m quite surprised that your horrific lisp hasn’t seeped into your typing.

Shame on you for even considering such an act, ye with forkéd tongue (both literally and figuratively, of course).

::sheepishly::

That should be “aren’t capable”…

What lithp, punk? Don’t make me drive over there and kick your ath!

Yep (depends on the length).

Flip it both left to right and right to left, curl in a U, curl into a straw, make a 5 (or 3) leaf clover.

Can’t touch my nose with it though.

Yup, thath what I thought you’d thay.

You’re alwayth tho predictable.

I want to know who was the first person who looked at a cherry stem and thought “gee, I bet I could tie that into a knot using just my tongue”. Who does that? How do I meet more people like that?

I can, but I’m not very good at it. I had a GF years ago who tied 6 stems into knots in less than 5 seconds.