There may be too much diversity out there for us to handle. Someone has to trim the list. After reading some of the posts at Straightdope for the past few months - I vote for me. So I’m the new Minister of Diversity. You, the reader, can be my Deputy.
** Initial Considerations **
As the new Minister of Diversity the first question to ask and answer is - whose diversity and what sort of diversity are we discussing? Are we talking ‘different looking’ faces here or ‘different looking’ ideas – or both.
There is certainly ‘bad diversity’ and ‘good diversity.’ Who gets to decide which is bad and which is good? You? Me? Everybody!!! I think we might make different choices on which diversity to support – in some instances. I mean, should certain ‘block-headed ideas’ get equal time in a school’s curriculum? Sorry, I don’t want the Professor of Bigfoot Studies teaching core courses at my school. But even more serious - should Hitler style “dangerous ideas?” Should all this variety receive equal voice in the decisions of our major corporations? Equal voice time at a Town meeting? Equal tolerance when the voice is intolerant? Should Creation Science see course time with Evolution, Social Darwinism and theories of supreme races? Do we have all the time needed to entertain these ‘diverse ideas?’ Even if we have the time do we want to?
SOME of us could probably agree on which ideas deserve to be weeded and which don’t - for the most part. But is THAT ‘diversity?’ Shouldn’t we let every voice ‘decide’ which ideas are the dangerous ‘block-headed’ ones? ---- otherwise the spirit of diversity is lost – Wait! Does this put us back where we came from. The same ‘intolerance’ we want weeded out -
Here’s my first proposal as the new Minister of Diversity. Granted, it’s a little rough but I’m new on the job. I will need your input as by new Deputy –
PROPOSAL FROM THE OFFICE OF THE MINISTER OF DIVERSITY
- No school quotas based on physical appearances!
Rationale: Are there any other reasons for this call for ‘diversity’ than he or she looks different. If so, use that as the criterion. In addition, it appears that we are now limiting this to just some physical appearances and leaving the others out? Why Deputy? Get on this one. What about those unfortunates who act a little odd? Or act a lot of odd. Can’t the same exact case be made for them? I have a personal interest in both as you see –— and I suffer — I mean I really suffer in our discriminating culture. People don’t like my odd looks or my odd behavior. So get me into Michigan Law School NOW – that’ll solve my problems!
- No diversity based on membership in a small group.
Rationale: Don’t you see that we’re ALL small groups - if you want to argue it that way. I’m a guy who grew up in a military family, dad from the mountains of Georgia and mom from a pee-wee little town in Mississippi and I — I never established roots as I grew up. Where are the people who understand me? The people who have my history and who hold my values? Or, are we really just a big oppressive western culture – I mean when it suits us to argue it that way. As you can see Deputy, I’m not only a little odd a little ugly – I’m a member of a minority.
What about a school that admits students based on the ‘Aryan look?’ Certainly that’s a “smaller group” within a much bigger group and culture. They’re certainly a sub-culture that is looked on with disfavor. This discrimination is certainly a disadvantage to the Aryans and their Nation. Clearly, there must be a better way to determine ‘good diversity’ than membership in a small group. I want a memo.
- Diversity should be based on strong conservative values.
Rationale: Clearly, the diversity liberals want to ‘keep out’ and the diversity liberals want to ‘keep in’ is different from the styles of ‘diversity’ I favor. ‘Good diversity’ to a liberal can be my ‘bad diversity’ and my good could be their bad. Deputy, could we use the liberal idea of post-modernism to confuse those who oppose us? Memo please.
- Some diversity is called ‘bad’ when it is really ‘good.’
Rationale: Keeping my western ‘good ideas’ from ‘other’ cultures as a means to help ensure their continued ‘purity’ is my idea of continuing their continued stagnation, their religious oppression, China’s infanticide, the suppression of women in the Moslem world and Africa’s ‘bad practices’ leading to shortened life expectancies. Hey, I want my western ideas there — don’t want those ideas and practices to continue.
In addition, if another culture wants McDonald’s on every corner those who live in that culture can certainly decide that issue with their pocketbooks. They do not need those from this office, the Office of the Minister of Diversity, telling them want is good or bad for their continued cultural purity.
DATED: April 22, 2003
Tigers2B1, Jr.
Minister of Diversity