I’m going to say no to the Olsen Twins…at least for the next 10 to 15 years.
Playboy contains women with figures and breasts. The Olsen girls lack shape. They look like little girls with very pretty faces. They’re 5’ 1", barely in the triple digits in weight (if even that), wear a size <b>zero</b>, and have no-existant breasts.
Give them a decade and a few childbirths, and they’ll be Playboy ready.
[dirty old man]
AfterAugust I’ve seen pictures where they do not lack shape. for their age their, um, ‘chest’ is normal if not larger than normal. So it is feasable for them to be playboy material in as little as 3 or even 2 years.
[/dirty old man]
They do have that slutty uberwhore look going on already. They’ll probably be the next Barbi twins.
As for Britney doing porn right before rehab, I have only one thing to say: I’m all for it.
They pose for MAXIM on their way up and PLAYBOY on their way down. I think Laura Prepon is a pictorial waiting to happen.
So Mariah Carey is on her way UP? God help us all.
No-one’s mentioned Tatu yet?
I wish Keira Knightley (Elizabeth from Pirates of the Carribean), but probably not. Maybe if her career goes bad, but I really hope not.
I’ll second Spears and Aguilera and the Olsen twins. And I’ll add that girl from Grounded for Life whose name I forgetten and the mother from the show. Mmmm.
Okay, so they’re B cups maybe…not huge, but notable.
I still stand by them being otherwise shapeless. No hips, and barely have waists.
They still look like little girls. Doesn’t matter how big their chest is, I was a C cup by the time I was 12.
I feel so dirty for saying this, but Emma Watson aka Hermione Granger by 2013 (she’ll be 23).
She’s too Enlgish.
She’s cute and will be cute, but she’s not blonde or brunette and busty. She’s a classic beauty not a playboy beauty.
What I mean is - (because no-shit she’s not busty as she’s only 14) she won’t be a playboy figure, she’ll be a ladylike figure.
Never. Grade A stars whose careers go to shit never make porn films. Maybe some B-grade straight-to-video action films starring Treat Williams with titles like “Extreme Prejudice III” where you see her boobies, but not actual Ron Jeremy style porn.
I figure:
January 2005 - Britney in Playboy
September 2005 - Britney in “Extreme Prejudice III”
August 2006 - Britney in rehab
February 2008 - Britney on cover of People with headline “Back From Drugs And Booze”
October 2008 - Britney’s sappy-ass comeback album tops out at 225,000 copies sold
April 2009 - Britney back in rehab, quieter this time
September 2010 - “Extreme Prejudice IV: Maximum Magnum” hits the video store
January 2012: “Britney!” sitcom cancelled by FOX after just six episodes (along with Bonnie Hunt’s ninth show)
August 2013: Britney marries some unknown dude and becomes a real estate agent, finally has happy life
Hillary Duff
I know, I’m a horrible and dirty old man, but DAY-AM!
The Olsen twins won’t do it. They make bank marketing to little girls.
They sell:
Dolls
videos
videogames
cosmetics
clothing
accessories
hair products
to list just a few.
They would never jeopardize their millions to pose in playboy.
They also have an accounting team that has managed their money well.
Venus & Serena Williams…
Maybe not the Williams sisters, but I bet Anna Kournikova might. I believe she’s finally stopped pretending to be a tennis player and she’ll have to do something to stay in the public eye.
Good point. Anna definately would pose (she has all the ego of Monica Seles, but at least Monica had a tonne of talent to back it up with).
Still I want… on a superficial level a Williams sisters pictorial… LOL
darn… I meant to add in that Monica Seles had done some pretty racy stuff even with her talent, and thus Anna with none of her talent would go even further.
Murphy’s Law has a Playboy Corollary- to wit:
Your favorite female celeb will pose for Playboy approximately 10 years AFTER you completely lose interest in her.
Ask any guy who lusted after Farrah in junior high, who’d have given ANYTHING to see her naked in 1976, but who now prays she’ll keep her clothes on, for a change!
Britney, Sarah Michell and the Olsen Twins will get nekkid around 2025, at which point the idea will have lost all its appeal.
In the near future, I figure you’re more likely to see the likes of Tina Yothers, Heather Thomas, Candace Cameron, Kim (Tootie) Fields, Erin Moran, Tempest Bledsoe, or some other TV has-been of that era.
Nah, but I was thinking it too.
I’ve got to admit, however, that the first girls to leap to my mind when I saw the OP were the Olsen twins. I saw some photos of them in Wal-Mart today, and they just screamed “future Playboy models” to me.
No, really… they did! I heard it! 