Smartphones continue to remind me of 8 track tape players, FAX machines, and other technology where I liked the general idea but thought the ideal implementation wasn’t there yet.
It could be wishful thinking and/or I’m waiting for the boat on the wrong pier or something, but the smartphone I’m waiting for will work like this:
• I no longer have two separate digital devices, a cellphone and a computer. Instead, I should come to my office and dock my phone in a cradle of some sort. Three or four enormous monitors should light up now with resolutions of 1920 x 1200 or whatever… acres and acres of screen real estate at my disposal. My full sized keyboard and my mouse should work with it.
• It runs MacOS X… not a stripped-down version, but the full item, since this is, after all, my computer, not just a mobile device. I can launch Photoshop, run my FileMaker databases, print to my printers, scan from my flatbed scanner, open an Excel spreadsheet, run my word processor, join my boss’s virtual private network and download a folder’s worth of source files to compile in my development environment, edit video footage in Final Cut Pro, and run a Windows 7 sessions in Parallels. I do several of these things simultaneously and can see what I’m doing in multiple windows. In fact, I can drag the URL from a Word document into the browser address bar and drag the photo from the sample document into the Photoshop window.
• I select the phone number listed on the customer support page of the company profile web page and hit the hotkey combo I’ve defined and that number dials; it is of course still a cell phone. But it’s a cell phone that freaking works with my other applications, providing telephony support to each and every environment, mediated by the OS as something my computer simply does.
• Time to go to lunch. I grab my computer/phone and the monitors darken; the cellphone screen gives me an interface that is a sensible one for working with a postage-stamp sized screen and absence of mouse, etc. It may resemble iOS or it may not but if, during the course of waiting on line at Chipotle, I feel the need to check to see if Layer 6 of that huge honking TIFF file has the path around the model’s eyebrows saved as a selection, I can still switch processes and bring Photoshop to the front and, within the limitations of what I can do with my fat finger and a tiny phone-sized screen, make use of it.
• All my cellphone voicemails are saved as .mp3 files, in folders timestamped and named for the caller and the category in which, in my easy-to-use computer-based phone mgmt app, I’ve designated that caller, and speech recognition has simultaneously converted them all to plain text to enable easy searching. I can optionally record calls in progress the same way. I have every business phone call I’ve made in the last few years on my computer as sound and text.
• The cute little 2 TB solid state drive in this thing is adequate for most mobile purposes but I have an array of massive SATA drives at the office for the big files. This thing’s cradle-dock has a nice array of ports on it: firewire, USB, HDMI, VGA, sound in/ out, PC Card, ethernet, all that stuff.