Gotta be Martin Short. Steve Martin just looks so … old.
So, who gets more action:
Dick Tracy, Dick Clark, or Dick Butkus?
Dick Tracy. Chicks dig yellow coats.
Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michaelangalo… or Splinter?
Bert or Ernie?
Ernie – he’s definitely a lot more fun in bed, and chicks can tell these things.
Grant or Lee?
Definitely Lee Grant.
Tammy Faye or Jim J. Bullock?
I hate to think of either one, but I will have to go with Jim J. No one can get past the makeup.
Greg, Peter, or Bobby Brady?
Greg.
Blackadder or Baldrick?
Baldrick. He’s not as picky.
Jaws or the T-Rex from Jurassic Park?
Depends. The T-Rex in The Lost World had a mate, so that one would win if we include sequels. Otherwise it’d be Jaws, as the shark actually has potential mates in the wild.
Dumbledore or Gandalf?
You can tell them apart??! :eek:
Blonde:
Are you kidding? Clayton Moore had the most fantastic buns in the West! (I was a connoisser by age ten thanks largely to him.)
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Catwoman or Wonderwoman?
Bonus question: Jughead or Reggie?
I’ll have to agree with that sentiment! But American Indian men are so fine.
For the guys:
Pochontas or Sacagawea?
“Jughead or Reggie?”
Reggie may get it once in a while. Jughead flat out doesn’t want it.
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Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michaelangalo… or Splinter?
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You’d think Michaelangelo, the “party turtle.” But chicks dig Raphael because he’s so dark and moody.
I messed up my coding, and forgot to post another duo. I need to go to bed. But if you’re up, try the other half of the Turtle’s theme:
Bebop or Rocksteady?
(It would have been Krang and Shredder, but that’s just nauseating 
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Bebop.
Neo or Ted?
Ted, of course. His sexual partners abound–threesomes with princesses, his stepmom, babes in history. Plus, he could even go back and time and have sex with himself if he wanted to. I mean, I’m just saying. And as for Neo…well, sex is a part of the Matrix, man, what kind of a sell out would involve himself in such bodily things? Ted, that’s who.
Sherlock Holmes or Hercule Poirot?
Ooh, excellent question, Zoggie. I’d have to say Sherlock – Hercule is a little too effete.
The Tin Man, the Scarecrow, or the Cowardly Lion?