Who has the most varied/extensive job history?

I’ve been thinking about all the different things I’ve gotten paid for, and thought I’d solicit lists from others. Here’s mine, in general chronological order:[ul]
[li]landscaping crew; laboror[/li][li]Baskin-Robbins; scooper[/li][li]college work-study; chemistry lab[/li][li]Circle K; graveyard shift[/li][li]Army National Guard; medic[/li] --activated and served in Desert Storm
[li]undergraduate research assistant; zoology lab[/li][li]graduate teaching assistant; biology[/li][li]graduate research assistant/scientific diver (coral reef ecology)[/li][li]environmental educator; leading kids on offshore/barrier island field trips[/li][li]telemarketer; law enforcement charities[/li][li]Saturday Matinee movie store; sales staff[/li][li]community college instructor; biology curriculum[/li][li]university instructor/adjunct faculty; biology curriculum[/li][li]Waldenbooks; assistant manager[/li][li]U.S. Forest Service; wildlife biologist[/li][li]and currently, my career position (!!!), as wildlife biologist for a Federal regulatory agency in Washington, DC[/ul][/li]And I’m only 31! Lots of overlap in the above, and student loans were the driving force behind some of those undertakings.

So, what does your list look like?

  1. nere’do’well part time moron and college student
  2. Rock and roll star ( 7 years)
  3. nere’do’well ( 3 years)
  4. Art teacher ( 1 year)
  5. School Principal (10 years)
  6. Art teacher again 4 years( moved back home took the first available job)
  7. Elementary Music teacher (5 years)
  8. High School band director and tech director ( currently)

Not necessarily in strict chronological order:

[ul]
[li]grunt at a Roy Rogers Roast Beef Sandwich restaurant[/li][li]yardman[/li][li]street corner newspaper vendor[/li][li]floral delivery truck driver (several different florists)[/li][li]shipping clerk for a Hickory Farms franchise[/li][li]laborer for a real estate promoter[/li][li]drummer in a bar band[/li][li]Relief manager for a hamburger chain[/li][li]reactor operator at a chemical plant[/li][li]shade tree auto mechanic[/li][li]hamburger helper again[/li][li]cabdriver[/li][li]graveyard desk clerk at a hotel[/li][li]technician at a University of Texas chem lab[/li][li]geophysical technician[/li][li]music producer (failed company, lasted a year with one artist)[/li][li]seismic data broker[/li][li]spec seismic promoter[/li][li]exploration geophysicist[/li][/ul]

I did all of the above, plus pretended to be Blush Magazine publisher Gallo’s son…
wait a minute, that was a Just Shoot Me rerun.
Nemmind.

U.S. Post Office, Hermosa Beach, CA, (sorting mail during Christmas rush).
Fisherman’s Haven, Redondo Beach, CA (“pearl diver.”)
McDonalds, Manhattan Beach, CA–preparing hamburgers, sweeping lot.
U. S. Post Office, Manhattan Beach, sorting incoming mail.
Norson Machine, Gardena, CA; “millworker”–operating a machine that puts slots into ceiling screws.
Fuller Brush Man.
Amway distributor.
W. T. Grant Stores, Torrance, CA; custodian.
Helper for carpenter in Hermosa Beach. I even walked his dog.
Security officer (1987-95), at post Los Angeles County Office of Education, Downey, CA; http://www.lacoe.edu
employed by: Burns International; Protector Services; Wells Fargo; Inter-Con. (It’s a long story.)
Trinity Broadcasting Network, Tustin, CA; http://www.tbn.org
data entry operator, taking down donors’ information during telethons.
U. S. Census Bureau, enumerator
Self employed, 1975 to present:
Yard maintenance
Care for disabled
Transportation
Letter writing
Child tutoring
Product sales
Legal research and writing
House painting
Housework
Shopping
Research in libraries and county archives

[ul][li]sold hot dogs in the stands of Memphis Showboats (USFL) games[/li][li]babysitter for thesis committee professor[/ul][/li]It’s amazing what we end up doing sometimes in-between “real” jobs.

Warehouseman in a cloth wholesalers

Electrician - Royal Navy(and gymnast and inter services hockey player)

Insurance rep for 2 weeks (seemed pretty sordid)

Bicycle repairman (I’ve still got the cape)

Bench technician repairing electronic music equipment, guitars etc

Maintaining machines in a truck spring manufacturers.

Technician in a power station, from switchgear through to laundry, incineration, boiler plant, HVAC chillers and enviromental control systems.

Technician in a hospital, sterilisation gear, aircon, just about any duff consumer appliance that they could find.

Supervisor/tutor in a prison workshop.

In approximate chronological order:

Babysitter

Camp counselor

Temp (mostly data entry and proofreading, 1 day telemarketing)

Bagel girl

Manager at a student-run coffeehouse (actually a volunteer position, but I certainly include it on all my resumes, so I thought I’d throw it in here)

Tutor, later assistant teacher, at a private academic summer camp (also did most of the marketing lady’s job, but that’s another story)

Paper pusher for a legal tech firm

Toy store clerk

University English instructor

Let’s see…my first job was when I was 14, I’m now 22, and I have held 14 jobs:

doughnut maker (1 year)
convenience store clerk (4 years)
telemarketer (4 months)
general foodservice in a college cafeteria (dishwashing, serving, some cooking, other assorted stuff) (4 months)
grocery store cashier (1 month)
riveter/driller/caulker at a horsetrailer factory (2 months)
packaging oatmeal at a factory (4 months)
slicing/packaging pork (4 months)
chrome plating door handles (3 months)
phone psychic (one night)
medical file clerk (2 months)
medical secretary (one year so far)
and now, my new part-time job, grocery store cashier (2 weeks so far)

Wow…I did some heavy-duty job-hopping for a couple years there…

Let’s see…in no particular order:

Fast Food Worker
Physicians Answering Service Operator
Retail Sales - childrens clothes
Receptionist at a Title Insurance Company
Bookkeeper
Resturant Hostess
Cocktail Waitress
Bartender
Lingerie Model
Store Detective
Lead Singer
Day Care Operator
Houseboat Maid
Mail Carrier
Office Temp…lots!

My jobs… loose chrono order. I’m 18.

Student (ongoing until I’m Dr. andygirl)
Ice cream scooper (2 summers)
Bookstore employee/cafe lackey (1 summer)
Volunteer for gay youth services (3 yrs and counting)
Online columnist
Youth Columnist (http://www.camprehoboth.com) (2 yrs and counting)
Newspaper intern (1 summer)
Freelance columnist (1 summer)
Clothing store employee (1 summer)
Theater intern (1 yr)
Playwrite

In a somewhat chronological order:

1st Job: Dishwasher at Bill Knapps. (One of the 3 worst jobs I’ve ever had.)

Camp Counselor at Boy Scout Camp (6 consecutive summers)

Janitor at an animal hospital

Stock person at Toys R Us

Parks maintenance worker for City (Mowed parks)

Cashier at supermarket

Cashier at Gas Station

Student Teacher (Big BIG mistake in my life)

Telemarketer (2nd worst job I’ve ever worked)

Waiter at Elias Bros. (3rd worst job I’ve ever worked)

Park Ranger for City

Salesperson at Babbages

Worked in a freezer wearhouse filling Ice Cream orders for supermarkets

Data entry clerk for a manufacturing company

Temp data entry person for GMAC mortgage

Tech Support helpdesk agent at EDS. Had to resolve computer problems over the phone.

Computer Technician and web page administrator (Current job. Yay!)

It’s nice to see I’m not the only one with, ummm, varied experience in the working world.

  1. Nanny
  2. Bank teller
  3. Mary Kay representative
  4. Assistant secretary for Math/Science
  5. Costume Jewelery counter sales at Mervyn’s
  6. Import service clerk
  7. Handed out maps at the AAA office
  8. AAA Tow truck dispatcher in Los Angeles, then San Francisco (7 years with AAA total)
  9. Registered Electrologist (one who does electrolysis)
  10. Office Temp
  11. Substitute Teacher
  12. ‘Real’ Teacher
  13. Computer game tester
  14. Tech Support team lead
  15. Quality Engineer (software)

And all by the ancient age of 28. Do I get to retire yet? When I posted my resume online the recruiter for the company I’m currently with called me and said “To be honest I just wanted to talk to you because you’ve either got to be the biggest freak ever, or really cool.”

I don’t know how I managed to forget my glorious 6 months as a door-to-door marketeer for Club America (discount club - a ripoff, but I didn’t know that at the time, well, not until a couple of veteran members got a hold of me in an apartment complex one night).

And I guess I could add in the teenage babysitting for the neighbors (easy money - they were really all babies; never dealt with one older than 2).

Thinking of a comment posted above: I include nothing but the geophysical vocations on my resume.

Ack! I wonder what else’ll bubble up through the fog. I forgot my semester as a school bus monitor for AISD the year court-ordered school bussing came to Austin (1980).

  1. Indian toy store do-girl
  2. Pet store salesperson
  3. pet store manager for competing store
  4. candle store clerk
  5. telemarketer- timeshares
  6. movie theatre concessionist
  7. dry cleaner clerk
  8. Pizza Hut waitress
  9. technical support agent

All in 6 years, damn I need consistancy

wow… that’s a tall order.

  1. dishwasher
  2. busboy
  3. waiter
  4. roofer,
  5. drywall, masonry etc
  6. Carpenter
    6.5 professional student
  7. clay mixer/asst lab tech
  8. ceramics teacher (adults)
  9. potter
  10. sculpture teacher (kids)
  11. sales (frozen food - door to door)
  12. sales trainer
  13. sales manager
  14. writer
  15. editor
    15.5 rockstar (gross exageration)
  16. internet research
  17. web page design
  18. bookstore (retail)
  19. marketing
  20. sales - replacement door/windows
  21. courrier
  22. cleaning uh… person
  23. general handyman
  24. furniture stripping and refinishing
  25. fencer (as in build fences and decks)
  26. small business owner
  27. Lab tech in a chem lab (food testing)

Some of the renovation stuff is kind of close, but each refers to a different position or job. Many were held down simultaneously.

Corn Husker
Silo Cleaner Outer
Cook x 10
Pizza Delivery Guy
DJ at a Jazz station
Telemarketer x 5
Furniture Delivery Guy
House Mover (We picked up entire buildings and moved them)
Antique Restoration
Salesman, Jewelry
Salesman, Waterbeds
Salesman, Shoes
Cab Driver
Tuxedo Warehouseman
Pizza Maker (at a different pizza shop than the delivery place) x 2
Onsite Computer Repair Technician
Carnie!!! (Made some very good money…)
Furniture Repairman
Unix Administrator
Senior Network Administrator
Office Manager
Perl Programmer
SQL Programmer
Systems Administrator
Metal Grinder
Busboy
Dishwasher
Cabinet Door Finisher
Business Owner (Computer tech business)
Finish Applicator
Graphic Artist (Worked for Bob Dole, Jeb Bush and a bunch of others)
Fast Food Cook x 5
Printing Press Operator
Engraver (20’s and up!) $$$$$
Car Salesman (Used!!!)
Door to Door Art Salesman
Newspaper Delivery Boy!
Envelope Stuffer (Work At Home!!!)
Sports Illustrated Phone Sales!
Horse Groomer
Truck Topper Assembly
Car Detailer
Stockboy for a grocery store
Data Entry
Laser Printer Repair Technician
Desktop and Network Support
Antique Sales
Mechanic
Bouncer in a topless bar
Sign Painter for Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker
Corpsman in the US Navy!
Proof Reader

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Sutra Self!

[ol][li]Paper Carrier[/li][li]Stoop and Squat Weed Picker on a truck farm[/li][li]Door to door sales[/li][li]Greenskeeper assistant[/li][li]Machinist trainee[/li][li]Mail carrier (college work/study, not USPS)[/li][li]Laborer (Foundry)[/li][li]Deckhand, Great Lakes ore boats[/li][li]Laborer, Landscape company[/li][li]Receptionist/Night clerk[/li][li]Retail management[/li][li]Burger King cook/closer[/li][li]Programmer/Analyst (19 years, 9 1/2 months)[/li][/ol]

Lawn Mower Boy
Department Store Gopher/window washer/clean up kid
Carnival Worker
Construction Laborer
Nurse’s Aid
Grease Monkey/Gas Station Attendant
Truck Driver
Convenience Store Clerk
Roughneck
Produce (fruits & veggies) delivery grunt
Medical Records Clerk
Technical Troubleshooter (Computer Help Desk?) for County Library.
Computer Programmer
College Umpire - Women’s Fast Pitch

That covers most of the big stuff