Poll in a moment.
Think you might have a small problem here. .
:existential anguish:
Enderw24, when did you stop beating your mother?
I dunno. I think beating my mother counts for a fairly large problem.
Option 3 is a little bitch.
Me.
Oh, wait. Damn.
Busted.
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i am typping with 5 fooot lomng baclkscratcvher…
Canadian web developer here, damn right I’m on the internet. Damnit Americans, you’re screwing it all up! My coworker needed to do a Wordpress install, but Wordpress blacked out too. Luckily, we discovered a little link wayyyyyy at the bottom of the page that let you get to the full site.
It’s going to be interesting seeing Reddit’s traffic numbers for today. Apparently Canadians are the nationality that uses the site the most. I foresee an extreme spike in productivity for the day!
I didn’t even see this thread because I decided not to log on today because of the SOPA rodeo. I would love to have participated in the poll but I don’t read English much good.
Besides we lost electicity at midnight on New Year’s Eve and they say it will be a month before we have power again. And maybe I can get a computer and web access by then.
Is this a joke?
No I am not on the internet today.
Look, if I were joking, I would’ve said "what do you do with an elephant with three balls?
You walk him and pitch to the rhino".
I like to think of myself as *in *the Internet, not *on *it, so I answered “No.”
The net isn’t down but my favorite blog got shut down because of it:(
a person couldn’t answer this if they weren’t.
more than a few places i go to daily are down in protest of this (and have done so with reason).
I’m not online now and neither is my wife.
I’m not online today. I’ve never been online in my life. Any posts you’ve read by me (including this one), you’ve just imagined. You’ve got a very weird imagination.
:eek::eek::eek:
Great Scott!!!
:eek::eek::eek::eek:
I’m online, and making good use of Google’s “cached view” to look up Wikipedia articles when I need to.