He can barely fly a hot air balloon. I can’t imagine him in an undersea empire!
Gaddafi. He has the group of female bodyguards.
That’s Bondian right there.
Simon Cowell
Ryan Seacrest
Tiger Woods
Joe Lieberman
My first choice was Arnold. But he has done the villian thing twice before. Trump is a possibility, but just isn’t quite commanding or truly weird enough. Beck is a possibility (he definitely satisfies the weird need), but he is so average looking. My suggestion is O’Reilly as head bad guy, Keith Oberman as his second-in-command and as the two women enforcers, Rachel Madow and Ann Coulter.
Nah, just go with Sarah Palin.
Rupert Murdoch. Heck, there was already a media-magnate villain (Tomorrow Never Dies?)
Wins the thread!
definitely Dick Cheney.
Oh, excellent! Although come to think of it, Pokerface sounds more like a Dick Tracy villain.
Steven Seagal.
Oh, no doubt in my mind that Al Gore would make a fantastic super villain. Here’s how it goes … he gets so concerned about global climate change that he holds the world’s powers hostage with some devastating weapon until the quarreling world powers would come to their senses and alter their policies on energy and the environment. He already has that haughty voice and I can totally see him in a Blofeld-like outfit holding a furry cat. I’ve seen him on 30 Rock and he can act a little.
Gaddafi, his female bodyguards and a scientist are walking down a underground tunnel; soldiers guarding the intersections
Gaddafi: “Those fools of the West think that I have given up my ambitions!”
They walk into a huge underground chamber, filled with a giant ominous installation of some kind
Gaddafi: “But why would I want nuclear weapons, when I can have this?!”
Steve Jobs.
Admit it - it makes sense: the genius, the megalomania, the millions of adoring worshipers. He’s well on his way to having his (suspiciously well-designed) technology implanted into every household in the western world, and who knows what’s actually installed in it? One day he’ll issue the order and activate the *real *Killer App.
I remember during the Obama inauguration that the wheelchair Dick Cheney was in because of a back injury made him look a little like Dr Strangelove. (Plus he had that mysterious “man-sized” safe in his office and was forever hiding out in an “undisclosed location.”)
Courtney Cox. I would do her evil bidding.