you know what I find weird? who invented the simplest things, the best things that ever happened, like TV? who invented TV?
sure, everybody know whos invented The Continental Drift Theory and all that junk, but Who Invented Jelly Beans??? and Alphagetti??? and how Bout animal crackers? I mean, WHO INVENTED THEM???

Banana_tree
I saw a tree,
it was a banana tree.
I wanted a banana,
from  the banana tree.
So I kicked the tree,
and a banana fell.
Sciddly doo dop dee
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Philo T. Farnsworth. Really.
Oh, and if somebody beats me to this post, I just want to say that I tried to submit it 60 seconds ago, but the flood-control device blocked me.
Just giving credit where credit is due…  
“The dawn of a new era is felt and not measured.” Walter Lord
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
            
              Bananaman, welcome to the Straight Dope Message Board. Please be aware that this forum is for commenting on specific columns written by Cecil. If you are commenting on a column, then please identify it and provide a link to it. If you are just musing about the mysteries of life (or stealing jokes from old comedy routines), please post your queries to the “General Questions” or the “MPSIMS” forum.
Jill
(You owe me one, CKDext.)
             
            
              
              
              
            
            
           
          
            
            
              my name is not bananaman, its banana tree
Banana_tree
I saw a tree,
it was a banana tree.
I wanted a banana,
from  the banana tree.
So I kicked the tree,
and a banana fell.
Sciddly doo dop dee