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People can believe what they wish, though. No skin off my nose. Someone earlier said all the hosts are writing and I know they’re not “all” writing. It’s not some super-sekrit insider info; you can find out on line who is doing what, unless you want to believe they’re all lying about it.
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I don’t believe you.
You’d have to be a child to watch Stewart or Colbert go through the first segment of their show, something that lasts around ten minutes, without a single fluff, um, pause, muffed line, or dropped cue and believe for an instant that they are making it up as they go along from a few previous decided upon notes.
It’s not possible. Nobody has ever done that in the history of television. Anyone who is the tiniest bit familiar with performing, public speaking, or even improvisation could tell you that they are working off of scripts.
What about the Colbert routine with Lou Dobbs, in which he brought back Spanish Steven? Are you seriously trying to tell me that someone who obviously doesn’t know a word of Spanish beyond adiós is improvising his lines? Nobody in the universe could think he was doing anything other than laboriously reading phonetic Spanish off a prompt.
I’m a professional writer who has spent many years on the subject of the rights of writers, and has dealt with contracts from both sides. I’ll match my credentials against yours any day.
As a professional writer, I’m telling you in so many words that they are working off of scripts. I’ll go further. They’re reading off of cue cards or a TelePrompTer for the entirety of their bits, and not just the one I mentioned earlier. Watch any late night show host when they’re sitting at their desks and just talking and compare that to when they’re doing a bit. The differences are gigantic.
I don’t believe you are even watching the shows. If you did you couldn’t possibly make the case you’re trying to sell us.
As I posted earlier, my analysis of the situation is that the WGA is not saying anything because they already lost the PR battle when they took on Leno, not because Stewart and Colbert are “breaking the rules,” at least the rules as the WGA sees them.
Somebody is writing. To tell you the truth, it looks to me like more than one someone is writing. I’d certainly be impressed if I could be assured that either Stewart or Colbert could put together their shows daily by writing the segments by themselves. But I won’t believe for any length of time that they’re making it up as they go along.
Writers are telling you this? So? That’s like saying, “I heard it on the internet so it must be true.” If they’re anything like the ones who comment on Nikki Finke’s blog, half of them are illiterate or insane. (Which is true of most of the so called pros I’ve met over 30 years.) So I’ll be blunt. Who are you going to believe? Them or your own eyes?