…Eeyore or Marvin the Paranoid Android?
That’s easy. Marvin, of course. Eeyore knows he has lots of good friends, and I believe he does realize this sometimes in the books.
Marvin has no friends.
Marvin hands down.
Marvin. Eeyore has a broken balloon and a handy jar to put it in. Marvin has this pain in all the diodes down his left side. Eeyore has tasty thistles to eat. Marvin has a brain the size of a planet and nothing in particular to do with it.
Poor Marvin.
No, No No! Eeyore is obviously more depressed, and Marvin is more psychotic, thus the paranoia. Eeyore shows no signs of being bi-polar, while Marvin looks sort of like a classic case: delusions of grandeur, paranoia, anti-social behavior.
Sheesh.