My friend and I founded a city but don’t know who should rule it and give his name to it. So we stood on opposite hills and waited for the gods to give us a sign. And my friend saw 6 vultures first, and then I saw 12 vultures. My friend says he should rule, because he saw them first, but I say I should, because I saw more birds.
What is more important: the time, or the number of birds?
Vultures? You saw vultures? That is obviously a sign you both will die horrible painful deaths. The only real question is who’s will be worse.
*whose
Clarification needed - were the six vultures in the hand, and the twelve vultures in the bush? Because then it’s technically a tie.
The gods are trying to tell you that you should found your own cities; each on your respective hills. The people of your cities will be rivals and occasionally wage war on one another. Have fun.
I had that originally and I know better, but it just didn’t look right. Just like that time I spent a day writing my number lines backwards.
The Gods would like for you to get honest. Your intention is not to rule but to pillage the corpse of the Kingdom. Their recommendation is that you shoudl let you friend think he is winning, as he’ll run through willy nilly, grab about a third of the available loot, and take off for foreign lands. This leaves you with time to thoughtfully and systematically gather the remaining two thirds of the available good s and chattels.
You are both despicable.
The vultures seem to think that you smell twice as much like dead meat than your friend.
Could go either way, so…arm wrestling contest.
I thought you and your friend were the same person.
The Gods obviously want you two to stop being so egotistical and name your city Vulturopolis.
Were they circling overhead, or roosting and doing their mighty impressive wing display in the morning? Did y’all watch the vultures and see what their habits were? Where they landed and what they did…
Not numbers, but action and observation of what any signifying symbol does.
How many laser discs were they carrying?
He’ll answer that right after Fight Club.
It’s an omen. You should buy car insurance from GEICO immediately!
Were they the talking vultures from The Jungle Book? Because that would truly be extraordinary.
I’m voting for your friend. I’ve always liked him more.
So, PSXer had discovered Marijuana.
Were any of your twelve vultures part of the original six? Consider carefully before you respond.