Male, I would like to say Steed, but I must say that Buckaroo Banzai may out-cool him. Rock singer, neurosurgeon, and trans-dimensional scientist, all wrapped up in the same package. Now that’s cool.
Neo just doesn’t cut it. It takes more than specs and a long leather jacket.
Along with Mal from Firefly, I’d like to also vote for Jayne. He has some of the best one-liners, is a jerk, a womanizer, and names his favorite rifle “Vera”.
I second Snake Plissken. Come ON. My standard greeting for old friends now is “Hey, (Name.) I thought you were dead.” (I know, Snake didn’t say that… it was said to him… but still.)
Jayne was too much the buffoon to be cool. He was a tough guy, but not enough in control to ever be as cool as Mal. Don’t forget about Zoe, either. Especially in “War Stories”, where she waltzes into the torture chamber, chooses to save Wash over Mal without blinking, and then tucks Mal’s severed ear into her bra! She’s scary, yet still boffs the geekiest guy in the cast! That’s cool. Also, IRL, she marrried Morpheus, so she’s also cool by associateion.
The coolest character on Firefly, however, only appeared in the final episode. Jubal Early was what Boba Fett should have been. A bounty hunter of incredible skill, chilling sadism, and smart as all hell. Hell, even being left for dead alone in space didn’t phase him.
I guess the mental games were all right but he seemed to be too “talky”. However, his skill was well demonstrated when he punched Mal in the throat to keep him from yelling for help… heck, even catching him as he was about to fall into his quarters.
I don’t doubt that in Whedon’s universe Jubal might’ve survived that. Heck, he don’t really know what happened to his ship as it looked like it just veered off-screen and Jubal just says, “Well, here I am.”
Most of my votes have been mentioned, so I’ll just throw in two for Dennis Hopper (Deacon in Waterworld and that outrageous cyborg villian he played in Space Truckers.)
If we get to delve into the literary world, Zaphod Beeblebrox is hard to top. But if you want to leave out the absurdity factor, I’ll nominate two space legends: Joshua Calvert (ship captain, space archeaologist, ladies man extraordinaire, and saviour of the universe from the Night’s Dawn trilogy), and Slippery Jim diGriz a.k.a. The Stainless Steel Rat.
Captain Scarlet? I don’t know enough about the series, haven’t seen it since I was 5, but Captain Ochre seems like he may have been cool. There HAD to be someone cool on that show; take a look at the “Angels”! I never thought I’d get excited looking at dolls before . . but MAN they were smoking!!! http://www.captainscarlet.tv
Since this seems to be turning into a Firefly love-fest, my vote goes to Zoe. Mal might be all command-y, but he also got completely duped by Saffron. Assuming you’ve seen the DVDs, Zoe’s coolest episode has to be The Message. Not only does she sneakily slit some Alliance guy’s throat without blinking, she also shoots some guy that she pretty much carried through the entire war. Badass, and gorgeous as hell while she was doing it.
Of course, Zaphod’s entire purpose was to be cool. It’s what gave meaning to his existence. So, yeah, I guess Zaphod has to be considered (just barely) cooler than Zoe.
MMmmm… Firefly love-fest. Really, people, did you see the beauty of that cast?!