Anniz: Agreed, and laudable it is.
But tell me, what is the goal of this thread?
The goal of this thread is,
the last who posts here is
The Most STUBBERN person here.
Hopefully we have some fun
on the road to that.
Maybe we should ask The Straight Dope
for a price??
Say, 1.000.000 US dollar to The Winner.
HAH! Trying to get the Reader to dish out dough for stubborness? That’s a laugh.
I do believe it’s been pointed out that there is an island of perhaps the most stubborn Dopers around. They all refuse to let their thread die, and eat those others who chance a walk upon the isle themselves without invitation. That’s stubborn. And also perhaps the most stubborn Sci-Fried heads as well.
So, you think I should give it up??
Don’t think so.
I ain’t giving up either. 
No one can mess with the Survival Island of Doom. Our threads continued life is as sure as the sun rising in the east.
Soul, great examples of stubborness in threads, but you forgot about mother of stubborn threads, the infamous Thread Killers
Ah those limericks bring back memories. This went on so ridiculously long the mods just decided to close it.
Moe, that is the mother of all stubborn threads, except that it’s dead, which means there’s still time for the other two to live up to and beyond the reputation of horrible thread killing limericks and senseless bumps. In fact, I don’t think there’s been a bump yet in the survivor thread. Now that’s true stubborness.
Have no fear Anniz
stubborn dopers
are like the breeze,
they come and go
as they please,
But only closed threads will stop them.
Ha-tcha-chaa!
Also, if we can somehow get this thread to be locked, then it would be easier to win. Of course it’s easier for the OP to do that, so Anniz has a slight advantage, but there is no garauntee that it will be locked right away. Giving some people extra chances to post.
This post in no way implies that it’s me. Nope. Not at all. You got that?
Oh, ok, ME!
If stubborn was an Olympic event, I wouldn’t even make the team. I am the least stubborn poster in the known world.
Does that count?
casdave:
capitalisation?
capitalization
You’re welcome!
Byz, I believe casdave is from either the UK or Australia, where they have lots of stupid words like “colour,” “capitalisation,” and “adVERtisment.” 
Most Stubborn whom I like: David B
Most Stubborn whom I don’t like: jodi
Most Stubborn whom I really with: Drain Bead
Yer pal,
Satan
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Three months, two weeks, five days, 15 hours, 47 minutes and 21 seconds.
4426 cigarettes not smoked, saving $553.29.
Life saved: 2 weeks, 1 day, 8 hours, 50 minutes.
And you could think those screwy foreigners could get this whole cookie/biscuit/cracker thing down…but noooooo…
Well, I’m not going to sit back and let Myrr win. Hmpphhhhh
I’m the most stubborn person here, and I’m gonna be the last to post
So you all might as well give up now.
You can obviously see that to post anything beyond this would be futile, and as long as it’s that obvious we can all put this thread to rest.
Don’t try to out post
one who was born to molost
HA!!!
I read this thread when there was only one reply. I disliked it a lot. Now I hate it more. Somebody, please kill this thread.
I’m trying AET. Lord knows I’m trying.