Who is the smarter, stronger, or more clever character?

He’s very good at picking up negative vibes that are not always obvious.

Bugs Bunny has always had setbacks. But he perseveres.

Who was the best at evading their pursuer, Jerry or The Roadrunner?

The Roadrunner but only because the Coyote (“Super Genius”) was colossally more stupid than Tom the cat.

True. only when he got overconfident and became the bully did he lose.

I think the cool part is Roadrunner wasn’t smart…as such. Roadrunner just ran around. Wile E. Coyote managed to always screw things up in ingenious ways (especially with the help of Acme).

Colin Robinson beats all of them.

Cartoon physics also played a major part.

How about Colin Robinson vs. Ben Stein?

How about: Who’s the best at boring people by telling stories that don’t go anywhere, Colin Robinson or Abe Simpson?

I think Ben Stein as Pip Pumphandle beats them both.

But Abe has actually told more boring stories on air and given us the phrase “I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time.”

I’m reminded of how Indiana Jones took out that very talented swordsman. During Shore Patrol training, one student asked the Senior Chief if we would get karate training. The SCPO replied “No. Karate is great but Ka-357 will drop that sucker at 35 yards.”

Well, that’s how you take out Kato’s Son…

The worst problems we ran into were the wives of junior officers who thought 1. the 15 mph speed limit didn’t apply to them and B. 3rd and 2nd class petty officers couldn’t give citations to officer’s wives.

Would Dr. Ruth Westheimer be in the same category? She’s hard not to enjoy.

Sure, but I’d say Ruth congeals more with Dr. Weird.