Who is the USA's Best Ally?

Canada – you mean America Jr? :wink:
(Kidding! I’m just kidding!)

I am not anti-Semite or stuff like that. I love Jewish people, one of whom used to be my GF.

Er… nobody has accused you of being one.

Moreover, fucking a Jewish girl does not preclude one from having issues with Jews.

Oh, well ok. Let’s leave it at that.

Well, then, you should be aware that “the Jewish population in the US. They have general control over the media and the government.” is an anti-Semitic statement.

Or just an uninformed one.

“the Polish population in the US. They have general control over the media and the government.”

Wrong, but whats racist about that?

How come?

Maybe it is an unresolved personal issue with your “used to be” girlfriend that makes you claim that the Jewish population in the U.S. have control over the media and government. U.K.

It depends, is it an accusation that one ethnic group has somehow gained control over the nation and is using that control to harm other ethnic groups? Furthermore, is the claim untrue? And to put the icing on, is the claim virtually identical to centuries of slanders directed at that ethnic group? If so, then it’s racist.

Note I say that the statement is a racist statement, not that the person making it is necessarily a racist person. A person can be uninformed, a statement cannot be.

You think that claiming that black people are stupid or that white people have small penises isn’t racist?

Admittedly the last statement is largely true, but they’re both still quite racist.

In fact, it has a tendency to incite said issues.

I’d say Canada economically. The U.K and Canada strategically, in that order because the U.K. has nukes.

Well if you have control over something, it basically means you are clever enough to do so. What’s racist with that, seriously?

Who has said anything about “racism”? We’re talking about anti-Semitism.

Ups, OK. :smack:

“[Group X] has come to dominate our government and media, and use them against our own interests to further theirs. My, how I respect them and their cleverly nefarious domination of my homeland.”

For serious? And if you’re honestly unaware of the pedigree of your accusations, I’d advise you to google “the protocols of the elders of Zion” and “Zionist Occupied Government” as a start.

Just serve them Red Rose instead. That should do the trick :smiley:

WTF is with that commercial? Is it supposed to have those weird cuts, or is that just an error with the video tape? Is it intended to parody a 70s political thriller? I keep expecting Edward Fox to step in and shoot somebody in the head.

Surely the USA’s best ally must be the friend who gives far more than they take, the buddy they are most deeply in debt to, the guys without who the US would go broke - China.

It’s actually true, but few people are aware that the kielbasas sold in America are really relays for a massive mind control device built under the cathedral in Łódź. But I know, oh yes. What, you thought those “dumb Polack” jokes sprung out of thin air ? False sense of security, my friend. It’s all part of the plan.