Who needs frickin sharks with frickin lasers attached to their heads??

Not good enough? Sharks with frickin’ lasers attached to their frickin’ heads? No? Well then, how about 250 millimeter chain guns with frickin’ lasers attached to their frickin’, um…sides?? How about that???

When you only care enough to send the very best, and when 180 rounds per minute (that’s 180 250mm rounds…woof) of hot lead isn’t enough, you can give them a dose of the death ray (ok, ok…it’s only 10 kilowatts, but that would still pop your popcorn!). :stuck_out_tongue:

Anyway, just thought I’d share while I’m waiting for a flight.

-XT

Who doesn’t need sharks with lasers and/or chainguns attached to their heads?

This is such a Bond villain’s wet dream.

ETA: Although looking at the article, I don’t see anything about sharks. Where did that come from?

Sorry, the sharks are from Austin Powers Gold Member.

-XT

That’s a 25mm cannon. A 250mm cannon would be quite a bit bigger.

FYI - 250 mm = 9.84"
There’s a misprint in the article - it’s a 25mm chaingun, which is more than big enough to blow the living hell out of a lot of targets.

ETA:
DAMN - scooped by SenorBeef

But envision a 250mm chain gun!

Take that, alien invaders!

A 250mm chaingun would be awesome, though.

“It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon…for twelve seconds.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-hahaha…”

I was also going to be pedantic and correct the misuse of the term “chain gun” but it turns out I was wrong and it actually is a chain gun.

I think they need to develop a gun with bees in the bullets so when they shoot the gun they’re shooting bees at you.

Bees with tiny lasers attached to their heads.

I was thinking that 250 mm shells would be huge…almost like battleship rounds, and firing them at 180 rounds per minute would be something to see…for about 10 seconds before the thing tore itself apart! :stuck_out_tongue:

Still, even at a paltry 25 mm, it’s still pretty cool that they put a frickin’ laser on it’s frickin’ head!

-XT

If sonething was shooting 3 bullets per second at me, I wouldn’t care about the frickin’ laser. Especially if they were ONE INCH DIAMETER bullets. :eek:

[strained acronym mode]

Call it a Super High Attack Rapidfire Cannon?

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Only if you then mumble the word ‘with’ and then use finger quotes around “laser” (speaking very slowly)…

:wink:

-XT

If I ever win the lottery I am SO going to commision a 250mm/180 RPM chaingun.
Just need to figure out what to point it at.

M1A1 Nimitz Main Battle Shark! Army tankers everywhere will have cannon envy:)

I’ll settle for a fully-automatic belt-fed 10 gauge shotgun. If I can’t blow someone’s ass off with that, I deserve to die.

I will need someone to carry the thing for me.

Almost like battleship rounds? A ten-inch shell was a standard battleship round a hundred years ago.

Just to give people some idea here’s a picture of two soldiers standing next to a ten-inch shell. Now imagine firing those off at a rate of three per second.

The perfect weapon if you were trying to sink Cuba.

How about a full-auto grenade launcher?

Does it have a laser?