Who reads on the pot?

I am a girl. I read. I pee. I read whilst I pee. Is this wrong? :confused:

I don’t read in th bathroom. (I’m male)
This probably belongs in IMHO, too.

IMHO??? I’m new, oh… so new to this place, fill me in, bub. Pretty please with sugar on top?

Yes, you will now be excecuted with a 1920’s style “death ray”.

Not at all. I read while attending to necessary matters all the time. I’m thinking of hanging some posters up in there, as well; I like ambiance. I’ve been known to practice in there, as well.

LMFAO!! “Practice” aha, I see…

I read on pot. It makes the stories come to life.

OMFG! LMAO… I do not condone THAT! I meant toilet… TOILET! No mention of the other thing, not me, no way, never, UH UH!! (whistles nervously) I would never mention that… (cough). Toilet, I do speaketh of.

I read things like Uncle John’s Bathroom reader (when i’m downstairs), How to fix ^just about^ everything (when i’m upstairs), or Rolling Stone (depending when and where it appears next to the throne).

I’m male. I only read when i’m droppin’ a deuce. When i pee i keep one hand on the wall for support so i am unable to read at the same time.

There is nothing wrong with this.

I’ve been kown to take my laptop while I go to the loo.

Yes, I need help

My brother does that now that he got a wireless NIC. He can chat with his friends on aim and they are none the wiser. He can also go to such sites at farts.com and ratemypoo.com - he’s a loser to me.

LOL.

Well I don’t have the wireless internet. So its not like I chat to friends while I’m there!

“There is nothing wrong with this.”

Yes, there is. Why would you rather smell your own shit while reading when you could just as easily finish and go sit in a nice, comfy chair?

In My Humble Opinion=IMHO, another forum for asking polls & opinions. The moderator can decide if the thread belongs there. Don’t worry about whether you’ve chosen the wrong forum, if you have, then a mod will move it.

Of course I read on the pot. Only the most taxing bowel moving experience takes all of one’s attention.

Doesn’t everyone?

Reading on the commode is one of life’s small pleasures.

The Treasured Toilet Tome: The Great American Bathroom Book

<—Another laptop user… hey sometimes… you just need to take your time in there…

My uncle refers to his bathroom as the library… that is great…

I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought pot = marijuana (until I looked at the thread title a second time). Silly me.

Ah, it’s a 1920’s style “Death Ray.”

Reading on the pot is a probe family tradition. We keep a large supply of reading material in there, Everything from the Western Gardening book to Analog and The Readers Digest. Another tradition is pounding on the bathroom door and yelling “Hurry up! I have to go pee!” :smiley:

I’ve read thru so many books whilst on the loo. it’s the one safe place i can actually get some reading done!!!