Here’s a short test to find which football (soccer) club you should be supporting.
I got West Brom, because I have a sense of community, apparently. I’m guessing this is community of the “care in” variety.
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Shit. I got West Ham (which, it just so happens, is my nearest team geographically) - I’ll have to take it again and tell some different lies this time.
Charlton Athletic, but I have to admit I didn’t fully understand all the questions.
The psychological analysis, however, does match me quite well.
Bwahahaha!
Egg, you’re not going to believe this, but I came up with Sarrrrf’ampton!
I suppose that’s what I get for having to look up each and EVERY question on the net. 
Supporting Southampton ruins every Saturday for the rest of your life (Sitting in the rain for 2 hours, while the opposition fans point out how utterly wank your team are isn’t nearly as much fun as it sounds).
But at least the majority of our fans have given up actually watching the football and spend most of the matchs stood in the pub.
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