Who stole our sense of humor? (Warning: Parody)

when come back, bring Fried Malisnk.

What number are we on?

Regards,
Shodan

  1. :rolleyes:

( I hate when people just post this. It adds nothing to the conversation and is very confusing about which side they are on. )

#47: Asshat.

Can’t have a pit thread without it.

Well, at least here’s a funny thread! Of course, what’s funny is that the OP just doesn’t get it.

#30 or so) Lynn Bodoni locks the thread with a comment that joke threads don’t belong in the Pit.

#31 or so) Someone sneaks a post in between Lynn’s post and the lockdown.

originally posted by DrLizardo

satire humor below, posted from other sites

Great American Military Victories

  1. Hiroshima
  2. Nagasaki
  3. My Lai
  4. Wounded Knee
  5. Kent State University

Who first used biological warfare?
The Americans, with their cholera-infested gifts to the natives!

P.S. Look, DrLizardo, they’re all factual!
P.P.S. No civilians were hurt in this posting (unlike the events above)

#32) Another fuckwit with an off-topic post seeks to turn thread into political debate by pulling in quotes from other threads and then responding to them.
#33) OP posts snarky comment about dragging dead horses in from elsewhere for the purpose of beating them.

Fortunately, there is only a few dipshits like him in the thread united in their need for a clue. It sad when someone doesn’t understand that they at laughing at him, not with him.

They are doing even worse in the thread they fled from. Still the self-delusional back-patting is unintentionally amusing in a way. The real question is whether this pony will learn any new tricks or will be stuck with the same tiresome act.

oh, for the pony in question-here you go:

  1. Excessive use of tiresome and obvious cliches such as “Jump the Shark”, “beating a dead horse” and “the terrorists have already won” and the worst of all “Hi Opal”.
  1. (the post that doesn’t get posted) as FordPrefect types out a paragraph or two, decides that nothing in what he wrote is at all interesting or original, or even relevant, and deletes it

#48: Somebody doesn’t read the thread and posts a nearly exact reply of an earlier post.

and then the Duck says:

Seems to me that the OP is saying ‘Can’t we all just get along’ in a place designed specifically for others to flagellate him. Although I sympathize, you might want to follow Sponge Bob’s example and post in the Super Weenie channel.

As for Elf… You are a big meanie. I’m thinking you should start your own ‘Nether Pit’ :slight_smile:

  1. Someone attempts to further hijack the thread by replying to what one hijacker said.

Swing! and a miss. First biological warfare was ya-all lobbing plague-rats into besiged castles. :smiley: