AND HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER
No, I did not sign up for a membership with your company. I never even heard of you until I called to get my credit card balance and there was a mysterious $79.99 charge to my account.
No, I do not want you to explain the benefits of my membership. I want you to credit back my $79.99.
NO, I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR A MEMBERSHIP.
No, I never got a “gift check” from you, with an agreement that if I cashed it I was buying a membership to your service. OK, I may have gotten it, but if I did, I never cashed it. When I get these “gift checks” that obligate me to spend money down the road, or God forbid, authorize the company to charge large amounts of money to my credit card, I throw them away.
No, I did not sign up for a membership.
I never got anything from you.
Do you understand that?
OK, go ahead and send me a copy of this alleged check. I’d love to see whose handwriting is on the endorsement, 'cause it sure the hell ain’t mine. If somebody cashed it, the endorsement signature is forged.
NO, I DID NOT GET A CHECK FROM YOU. I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR A MEMBERSHIP WITH YOUR COMPANY. I WANT YOU TO CREDIT THE MONEY BACK TO MY ACCOUNT. I DID NOT AUTHORIZE YOU TO MAKE A CHARGE TO MY ACCOUNT. WHAT PART OF I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR A MEMBERSHIP DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND
Whew. I feel better now.
As soon as the charge is credited back to my account, I’m calling my credit card company and having them cancel my account and issue me a new one. Somebody has my credit card number. I find that disturbing.