He might actually be a decent sort when he’s sober. But we’ll never know.
Some dude promised to pay me in Cheetos, and I was all excited, even messaged him that there might even be a discount (even though I never have to make deals on my hand-crafted Aunt Bea PEZ Dispensers).
Turned out he was planning to pay me in Crypto-Cheetos…
Caked with dog hair Cheetos.
He never responded, so the cockroaches carried them away.
Frito-Lay introduces new Fuzzy Cheetos, dangerously cheesy and dangerous to people with sensitive pet allergies.
There’s also the difference between online and real life persona. I’ve had a few beers with him and had a great time.