Another conversation with Jeeves:
Me: Hello, Jeeves. Do you want to be a millionaire?
Jeeves: How can I become a millionaire?
Me: All you gotta do is feed me the answer to a question when I ask you. I’ll split the cash I win with you.
Jeeves: Where can I find encyclopedic resouces on currency?
Me: No, dude. I’ll ask the questions. You answer them.
Jeeves: Post my question for other people to answer: “No, dude. I’ll ask the questions. You answer them.”
Me: Look, are you in or not?
Jeeves: Opine Bovine: What a Silly Cow
Me: Hey, screw you! I don’t need to be insulted.
Jeeves: Reprisal – Part Two
Me: Will you help me be a millionaire or not?
Jeeves: Who wants to be a Millionaire?
Me: Ha, ha. You’re not gonna help me, are you?
Jeeves: Queen song lyrics
Me: That’s it?
Jeeves: Paws Come With Claws - That’s One Of Natures Laws
Me: Man, you are a totally lame search engine.
Jeeves: Where can I find comparisons and reviews of search engines?
Me: I don’t think you want to know, buddy.
Jeeves: Where can I see photographs of friends?
Me: Why do you insist on answering a question with a question?
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Me: You’re just a barrel of monkeys, aren’t you?
Jeeves: If you’re so smart, Doctor, why aren’t you rich?
Me: Because I can’t win a million bucks without your help!
Jeeves: Where can I find scores for the NBA team Milwaukee bucks?
Me: Oh, f–k off.
Jeeves: Your search is likely to return adult content.