So for Father’s Day, my dad asks for this, a replica of Confederate General Shelby’s calvary sword. My dad’s quite the Civil War buff, and thinks it’s, as George Carlin once put it, a “really keen war.” But he wanted the sword, so I ordered it and split it with my brother.
Get to the fucking point already…
Okay, okay. Apparently, when you order from these people, they put you on a mailing list. Products that have been advertised to me:
The “W” 2004 baseball cap - It’s the summer’s most popular conservative baseball cap!
The “W” 2004 polo shirt - It’s “must-wear” for this election year!
52 Most Dangerous Liberals in America Playing Cards - Move over Saddam. Hillary is the new Ace of Spades!
I honestly can not believe that people would buy this tripe. When did we start merchandising the Leader of the Free World[sup]TM[/sup]?
There aren’t enough :rolleyes: in the universe.