It’s a close one, but I gotta go wit da Bats. 'Cuz he’s like, all prepared and all.
'Course, after this game, the winner has to take on Bugs Bunny. 
With a torn shirt Kirk waiting for the winner?
Of course, you realize what this means.
What, like Arlington Heights?
It’s a trick question. Like the irresistable force and the immovable object, prepared Batman and Ditka cannot exist in the same universe; the existence of one logically precludes the existence of the other.
Ditka is like the sun, only brighter.
So, a prepared Batman will not be blinded by Ditka’s brilliance, and easily defeat him. Now, if it was Butkus, the true Chicago legend, then the Bats is in trouble.
Da Bat.
Pfft. Braskey schools them both.
TO BILL BRASKEY!
And in case you don’t get the reference:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/98/98ibrasky.phtml
I have to say, Bill’s skits were my favorite SNL skits of all time.
Especially his funeral, where he punches through his own coffin to get some liquor.