Well, if the OP wants to hide his other stuff from people here, just email Tubadiva@aol.com and ask her to change your name to something else.
Of course, the ship’s already sailed for anyone who’s seen the thread, but that’s what you get for asking in public. Still, anyone else will remain in the dark.
On other places, contact the administrators there, look for options to close your accounts, etc.
Note that changing your name does not unlink you from your old posts. Your old posts will show up under your new name (which can get confusing if someone addressed you by name in a particular thread)…
If someone has quoted one of your posts before you changed your name, your old username will still show up in those quoted posts, too.
I thought you said you didn’t want them all cleared…
They can change their username though, then it will be harder to link them to other internet activity.
I would like all the posts where I discuss porn or semen eating be deleted.
Leaving behind thousands of indecipherable, moth eaten threads.
*Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man,
“We are programmed to receive.
**You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! **” *
– Don Henley, Glenn Frey
I’d like TPTB to delete all those posts of mine where I accidentally divulged the secrets of transmuting base metals into gold. That knowledge must return to obscurity. Also, the worst thing I could do would be to draw attention to it, by mentioning it here.
Darn that Heisenberg. What a kidder!
I’d like the moderators to delete this post.
I’d requested it be done earlier, but I couldn’t find it when I searched for it later.
That’s the problem. “Pretty standard” is too low a bar for the OP. Not enough of the awesomeness shines through.
Yes! An H. Beam Piper reference! Monty wins my official gold star for the millenium!
Hell, I once had a band I called ‘The Beam Pipers’. No one ever got it.
Add me to that growing list…
Could the OP have been posting while naked and now feels embarrassed about that?
Hmmm. <goes back and checks OPs earlier posts> Hey! Woohoo!!!
I endorse the notion that the OP needs a new user name.
I’d like to have the vBulletin software generate a new and unique random user name for me for every single post I make, including retroactively.
A factual answer to the OP’s question of “Who would I ask about this?” would be: Ask any- and everyone including your next-door neighbors and old childhood friends you’ve not heard from for years. Because the result will be the same.
So, has anyone noticed the OP hasn’t made any more posts since he started this thread?