Who would make a better President?

In My Humble Opinion
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  • el donald
  • A drunk raccoon
0 voters
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Criterion for deciding: “Which one does less damage?”

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Neither would do anything to make the country better.

One wouldn’t do anything to make the country worse.

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This is true.

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We’d probably have people complaining about the racoon’s use of the autopen, though, and wondering who’s really in charge.