Well, Cheney cursed Leahy at one point- but I believe he was regarded as mean before that incident as well. It seems to me the main reason some people call him mean is because they think he “looks” mean- and that’s pretty much all there is to it.
John Edwards.
Particulary since he’s already the Biggest Douche in the Universe.
I kind of like the idea of an Anne Heche/Sean Young ticket. With Margot Kidder as Secretary of State. I’d actually vote for them over Bush/Cheney.
Mike Tyson would be worse. But George Foreman would probably be better.
Tom Greene would be worse.
Any of the guys from Jackass.
O.J. Simpson.
Newt Gingrich, Tom DeLay, or Jesse Helms.
Ted Nugent.
Ted Kaczynski.
I think the Olsen twins would be better though.
Thanks. That’s pretty much my take on it, too.
So, we have a whole cadre of people out there who hate Cheney because he’s “mean,” and who deride Bush accordingly for selecting such a mean and disagreeable person to be vice-president, when in reality they’re just misinterpreting his face.
I’m glad we have this site, which is dedicated to fighting ignorance, in which to combat this injustice.
So, who’s with me? Let’s get the word out: “Cheney’s really a nice guy!”
Any takers?
Anyone there?
Helloo?
David Duke.
You’re missing the obvious, Starvers, unable to see the wood for the trees, gripped as you are by election fever, and having quaffed one too many tumblers of port.
Why do you think Mary turned lesbian?
Now answer that.
If you can.
I think George is a mix between Attila the Hun and Lucy Ricardo…
So I’ll say he’s better than one and worse than the other. I’m just not sure which. 
Tumblers of port? I’m afraid to even contemplate that! If you drink port by the tumblerfull, you’re a better (but not necessarily wiser) man than I.
I loves me some port, but damn!
If I drank it by the tumblerfull, I’d be on the road to ruination for sure!
Not tumblers full, but tumblers nonetheless.
There, in the garret, night by night. The smock, the palette, the Gitanes. And the cheap tumbler, smudged with paint, from which you sip the lees of the cheap tawny port.
No, no, no…not tawny, not ruby. Just pure, delicious, straight-on Porto…courtesy of Sandeman, thank you very much.
Would that we could share a glass! Oh, what a pleasure t’would be!
Ashlee Simpson.
She won’t write her own speeches, the press has to give her questions before hand, she’d flub around like an idiot when speaking publicly, and if something goes wrong, why, I’d bet she’d just sit there in stunned silence.
…
…you know, she might not be that bad.
Maybe I’m being whooshed, but that’s John Edward. John Edwards is the VP candidate.
Carter.
As in Jimmy.
I’d take Ted Nugent over a second Carter term…
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jeb Bush
Neil Bush
Barbara Bush
Barbara Bush
Jenna Bush
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Don’t forget the Hispanic cousin , George P. Bush. Put him on the list too.
Barbara Bush would make a great dictator, I think.
Starving Artist, I don’t think Dick Cheney is evil because he “looks mean.” I think he’s evil because of his policies, his modus operandi, the fact that he’s callously duped the American people into putting cash into his pockets while getting a large number of them killed, and because he keeps what’s left of his black shrivelled heart in a jar in the safe in the Oval Office.
Bush sends a clear message about what he believes and he sticks to his position no matter what. For example, to paraphrase him from memory, “I’m not somebody who’s spent hours thinking about foriegn policy. I am who I am.”
In this sense he is much like my 5 year old granddaughter. Of course, she can’t pronounce “k” or “r” yet, and has a very limited vocabulary and misuses words frequently, while Bush can pronounce both “k” and “r”. So the similarity only goes so far.
I’d have to say that Bush is worse than she would be as President, because he is clearly much more effective than she would be.
Plus that whole business with cursing out his opponent on the Senate floor.
And his granddaughter’s adorable Halloween costume.
And-- oh, hell, just listen to him talk. The man is evil, I tell you! Eeeeeevil!
Let’s see, who would be worse…?
Mayor McCheese
Rip Torn
Brian Bosworth
Foo from the movie The Golden Child
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Conkey the robot from Pee Wee’s Playhouse
Howie Mandell
Crispin Glover
Snuffleupagus
Toucan Sam (although he sounds vaguely British, so he may be ineligible)