Who would make a worse president than George Bush?

[Mariemarie]

@roger thornhill

There, in the garret, night by night. The smock, the palette, the Gitanes. And the cheap tumbler, smudged with paint, from which you sip the lees of the cheap tawny port.

I met a guy once who talked like that. So I married him.

To answer the OP, Cheney would make a worse president than Bush.

[t-keela]

@Cluricaun

Let’s see, who would be worse…?

Toucan Sam (although he sounds vaguely British, so he may be ineligible)

It’s simply amazing some of the stuff you can find on the damned internet.

[Sampiro]

@zamboniracer

Don’t forget the Hispanic cousin , George P. Bush. Put him on the list too.

Who is quite the cutie. I’m guessing we’ll see him in Speedos should the family ever need the gay vote back.

[lieu]

Chris Jackso… err… Mahmoud AbdulRauf
“If elected, I promise to arf arf arf.”

[nitroglycerine]

Worse:
The Reanimated corpse of GG Allin (maybe)
Capt. Jonathon Archer
Plankton
Andy Dick

Better:
Bender
Mr. Krabs
Cthlulu
George Carlin
Jello Biafra
Jay and Silent Bob

[ITR_champion]

This guy who worked in the restaurant that I worked in last summer, and who told me that he was going to vote for Bush because Bush is the only candidate with the balls to bomb Korea.

South Korea.

[Lord_Ashtar]

@Cluricaun

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Okay, this is a great idea. As soon as Bin Laden took credit for 9/11, he would’ve run backstage, chased him out to the ring, beat him over the head with a steel chair, hit him with the Stone Cold Stunner, chugged a few beers, and that would’ve been that. It would’ve all been over on 9/12/01.

[HPL]

@Marley23

Maybe I’m being whooshed, but that’s John Edward. John Edwards is the VP candidate.

It might be. I get the two confused.

Whoever, the “Crossing over” guy is.

[Cluricaun]

@Lord Ashtar

Okay, this is a great idea. As soon as Bin Laden took credit for 9/11, he would’ve run backstage, chased him out to the ring, beat him over the head with a steel chair, hit him with the Stone Cold Stunner, chugged a few beers, and that would’ve been that. It would’ve all been over on 9/12/01.

And THAT’S our foriegn policy…CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO.

[DoctorJ]

Dread Cthulhu, perhaps? Though at least he would be less likely to lie about being pure evil.

[Guinastasia]

Chancellor Palpatine
Bob “Douchebag of Liberty” Novak
Lord Voldemort
Beavis and Butthead
Homer Simpson

HPL, you are indeed thinking of John Edward. To that, I’ll add Silvia Brown.

[Askia]

@Starving Artist

Pardon the slight hijack, but can anyone tell me just exactly what Cheney has done to earn the reputation as “mean?” (I mean aside from heading up a large corporation and serving past Republican presidents. We all know both of those are evil.)

I’ll bet nobody has a single, solitary example of his having ever been “mean” to anybody.

I called him charmless, surly, a puppetmaster and big business sock puppet and all you want me to cite is “mean?”

Late July, Cheney told Senator Patrick Leahy – during a debate on the senate floor – to go fuck himself.

Mean. Also rude and churlish.

[Czarcasm]

If you want to pit the soon-to-be-former President, do so in The BBQ Pit.