Grizzlly Bear vs Great White Shark in 7 ft deep pool
Navy Seal with Combat Knife vs Enrage Wolf
Spartan Warrior with shield and sword vs Jaguar
Tasmanian Devil vs Wolverine
Velociraptor vs Black Rhino
3 cougars vs Male Lion
Hippo vs Cape Buffalo
2 Vikings vs Gorilla
5 wolverines vs Polar Bear
Ninja high on cocaine vs Drunk Chimpanzee
Is this some weird homework assignment? I want to take that class!
Maybe I’m confusing this with other facts I know about lions, which are admittedly few, but isn’t it true that male lions can’t fight for shit?
I can’t possibly make that sort of judgement without at least 100 links about each matchup.
Grizzlly Bear vs Great White Shark in 7 ft deep pool (I’m Alaskan and have seen bears swim. They are pretty good at it, but wouldn’t have a chance against a great white in 7 ft of water.)
Navy Seal with Combat Knife vs Enrage Wolf (A tough one, but since it’s a 1-on-1 battle I would have to go with the Seal. If it were multiple wolves, I would change my vote.)
Spartan Warrior with shield and sword vs Jaguar (If the Spartan had a longer-range weapon like a spear I would lean in favor of him, but close-quarters fighting due to the sword means the Jaguar is going to get close enough for the kill, IMO.)
Tasmanian Devil vs Wolverine *(Wolverines are another animal I’ve seen in Alaska. They are insane.) *
Velociraptor vs Black Rhino (I’ll take the velociraptor. Predator vs prey. The rhino would put up a fight, though.)
3 cougars vs Male Lion (Assuming we are talking about the animal cougars and not the “older women looking for younger men” cougars, this one is easy. The numbers game works too strongly against the lone lion.)
Hippo vs Cape Buffalo *(Hippos are terrifying.) *
2 Vikings vs Gorilla (Without having any information about the Vikings’ gear, I will assume the typical armor, shield, and sword. This is a close one, but having 2 armed Vikings is a big advantage. If it was 1-on-1 I might take the gorilla.)
5 wolverines vs Polar Bear *(Another tough one. I’ll take the Polar Bear. The wolverines would inflict some serious damage, but it would take some time, during which I see the polar bear picking off the wolverines one at a time. Wolverines are ferocious, but all it takes is one paw-swipe from a polar bear.) *
Ninja high on cocaine vs Drunk Chimpanzee (The ninja, if for no other reason than the mental picture of a drunk chimp is very annoying.)
No one wins these fights.
I’ll take PETA for the win, Bob.
Werewolf vs Sasquatch
5 Pit Bulls vs Siberian Tiger
Honey badger vs Enraged Baboon
Komodo Dragon vs Alligator
Mr. fred, let’s keep these type of questions/speculations contained to one thread, please. I’m merging two threads.
Grizzlly Bear vs Great White Shark in 7 ft deep pool - Shark
Navy Seal with Combat Knife vs Enrage Wolf - Seal
Spartan Warrior with shield and sword vs Jaguar - Spartan
Tasmanian Devil vs Wolverine - Wolverine
Velociraptor vs Black Rhino - Rhino (you know velociraptors are tiny right?)
3 cougars vs Male Lion - Lion
Hippo vs Cape Buffalo - Toss up
2 Vikings vs Gorilla - Gorilla
5 wolverines vs Polar Bear - Polar bear
Ninja high on cocaine vs Drunk Chimpanzee - Depends on level of inebriation in both
Where is My Lord when you need him?
This is My Lord.
Grizzlly Bear vs Great White Shark in 7 ft deep pool - Shark
Assuming the pool is big enough for the shark to maneuver, he’s too big and his jaws are just too big. The bear can’t hurt him enough to stop him.
Navy Seal with Combat Knife vs Enrage Wolf - Seal
If the wolf gets close enough to bite the seal he gets a fatal wound from the knife.
Spartan Warrior with shield and sword vs Jaguar - Spartan
If the jaguar gets close enough to bite the Spartan he gets a fatal wound from the sword.
Tasmanian Devil vs Wolverine - Wolverine
Wolverine is bigger, probably more vicious.
Velociraptor vs Black Rhino - Rhino
You know velociraptors are tiny right? One would be nothing but an annoyance to a Rhino.
3 cougars vs Male Lion - Lion
Cougars are dumber than lions and don’t cooperate. The lion is much bigger and can kill a cougar with a single blow. The cougars just get killed one by one.
Hippo vs Cape Buffalo - Toss up
I’ll lean toward the Buffalo now. He may be more maneuverable and he has horns. Hippo’s best chance is to knock him over and stomp him.
2 Vikings vs Gorilla - Gorilla
Unarmed the Vikings have no chance, the gorilla is too strong and too fast.
5 wolverines vs Polar Bear - Polar bear
Polar bear is just too big, can kill a wolverine with a single blow. Wolverines can’t do much damage to the bear even if they cooperate.
Ninja high on cocaine vs Drunk Chimpanzee - Depends on level of inebriation in both
Most entertaining of these matchups.
Quite untrue. Lionesses do most of the hunting, but lions can and do fight off intruders and competing predators; being larger and having built-in neck armour, they’re better suited for this just as they’re less fitted for chasing down prey.
Ah. Yeah, and I think I might have also read or overheard in a bar that they’re also fans of ambushing and/or letting hyenas do all their dirty work. Lazy bastards! But right, that doesn’t mean they can’t fight if in a brawl.
Next matchup: Mega Man vs Hitler
3 Bruce Lee clones vs Yeti
20 insane squirrels vs Wolverine
10 rabid racoons vs 2 Bobcats
Wooly Mammoth vs 3 Giganthopithecus’s
5 Steven Seagal Clones vs William Wallace, Wild Bill Hickok, Ghenghis Khan, Sun Tzu, Alexander the Great (no weapons)
Bruce Lee clones; gotta love the squirrels; Bobcat fever; Giganthopitheci; and Steven Seagal falls to the fact that the other guys aren’t actors. (Pause for the response: and Steven Seagal IS?)
Hippo vs Cape Buffalo - Hippo by a street. I’ve seen rhino vs Cape buffalo on youtube and the buffalo got fatally beaten. The hippo may not have horns but it has nasty incisors and canines, is habitually aggressive, and has a huge edge in mass.
Hippos are not to fucked with. They are a solid 3 tons of surprisingly quick orneriness. Hippos are essentially the Incredible Hulk of the animal world.
Been there, done that…and here I am to post about it.