Who would you give an immortality pill to?

No! It will become just another reason for him to procrastinate!

I’d keep them for the kids I haven’t had yet, but eventually plan to create. If we only have 2 kids, I’ll save one for my favorite grandchild (don’t lie, everyone has a favorite!).

Too bad Norman Borlaug is dead, he could’ve used one.

Aside from him, whomever the 3 most productive scientists (medical, agricultural, microbial, etc) are on earth.

Given the long term personal security issues an Immortal would face in our world (as I’ve detailed previously more than once), I wouldn’t give them to anyone else, especially not my family. I’d have to spend a few years thinking about whether or not I wanted to use it myself and prepare for my future life of Incognito Man, trying hard to never draw too much attention to myself.

Fidel Castro - just to troll the U.S.

Yeah, I was thinking the troll rout too. Except I’d give mine to one of the SCOTUS judges.

An immortal pope might really change the church for the better. Pope Frank seems well-meaning.

If we are doing trolls I nominate George Carlin.

Bury it inside a hunk of cheese and toss it in the air, and it’s no problem :slight_smile:

The Grim Reaper, of course.

Aren’t there any Brits in this thread?
Because obviously, you’d have to give the pill to whichever actor is currently playing Dr. Who. :slight_smile:

(in case you don’t get it: Dr. Who is immortal.
And the Tardis phone booth thingy is too, I think. But it’s also the dumbest-looking time machine in science fiction.)

Beaten to it. But only if it cured his Alzheimers embuggerance too.

No, the current crop only do it for a few years before moving on. They don’t deserve it.

Isn’t he already immortal?

My dog has no problems with pills, I put the pill in a spoonful of peanut butter and that’s all she wrote!

So, my dog Nathan. One pill.

I’ll need time to think of the others.

Imortal yet you can die? That sucks ass…my dis well be a true immortal, un-killable to all forms of death.

How disappointing. I clicked on this thread because I thought the title said “Who would you give an **immorality **pill to?”

I would hold onto the pill and not make a hasty choice.

Should have called the pill a longjevity pill instead of immortality pill.

The universe is what 13.7 billion years old? Huh! Thats nothing, can you imagine the universes that came before it? Take a number like all the sand there is on the planet,

Than times it by all the sand there is on each planet like ours, in the galaxie; in verse there are billions of planets in a single galaxie, so then after that times it by all the galaxies there is in a super cluster; than imagine how much sand is in the universe…take that number and times it by a magnamillion

Still not impressed? Now think of the multiverse/omniverse…there are magnimillions of those as well, imagine the number accumilation in zeros in the number/table of content of individual sand there is in all the multiverses, than times that number again an again as if you were counting as easy as 1, 2, 3, 4, ?

MIND FUCKED

que the exploding head gif.

So a True imortal would be hell of fucking gifted, to survive those eons of lifes existance, do you honestly think that stupid laws; guide lines and morals apply to anything to a Immortal who has wittnessed multiverses spawn galatic clusters, who in harbors unlimted life with unlimted possibilitys? Huh! Makes me think at this point morals are good to go by, but in reality you can do what ever the hell you wanna do, since we are so micro scopic that no matter what we do wont have a effect in the bigger picture; not to mention we are a re-accuring event…so even when we die; we somehow actualy wont die in-definitely, reincarnation is possible then people think; even if you fake it.

XD XD XD

Stephen Fry.

Combine the two for eternal fun!

Consider it an insurance policy.