I’d have to go with Tim Allen. He’s funny, but has a serious side, too.
ummm Moosie… just what kind of other liquids are we talking here? 
I opened the door, and look who I found. Damn I’m good
I like Cheif Scott’s answer,but gotta go with Abbie Hoffman.
Yeah I gotta go with Moosie on this one. That’s a long time to be pent up with one person!
::has a short attention span::
If I had to choose, it would probably be PurpleToenails. He’s the only person I have ever been able to carry on with a 6 hour phone conversation without dead air. The drive would probably take a lot longer… but by the end of it I know I would be smiling!
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Neal Cassady, of course! Sheesh, no contest.
Although Jerry Garcia would be a most welcome third.
Uke
Drew Carey.
If a third, Ryan Stiles. Those guys kill me.
Nothing like a bad decision
Says who you are.
-Gin Blossoms, “Perfectly Still”
My dad.
Before you say “Aww, how sweet,” please keep in mind that this is because I KNOW we could survive the trip without killing each other. I don’t have that kind of confidence in any other person, living or dead.
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Bond. James Bond.
Not for the conversation, but I’m sure it would be the ride of a lifetime!
Quand les talons claquent, l’esprit se vide.
Maréchal Lyautey
I cant beLIEVE it took so many posts before somebody came up with Unca Cecil. Other choices, Ben Folds, Trey Parker, Jostein Gaarder, or Glenn Close.
I would guess that Cecil, bless his warm little heart, is probably a TERRIBLE backseat driver.
On the other hand, I’ll bet he’s able to read maps.
Uke
Richard Duchossios
D. Wayne Lukas
Mike Ditka
Jay Mariotti
Richard Roeper
Kevin Matthews
It’s a toss up.
D’OH - add Homer Simpson
DuchossOIS - sorry Dick
I’d say Hunter S. Thompson or P.J. O’Rourke, except I doubt that we’d ever make it to the intended destination (bats! bats everywhere!)
Steve Martin would probably be one of my top choices.
Especially if he brought his banjo.
JMCJ
Die, Prentiss, Die! You will never have a more glorious opportunity!
Hey, John! Me and P.J.'ll pick ya up on the way.
“There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.”
~P.J. O’Rourke~
Neal Cassidy, yep, that boy could driiivvveee, looking into the rearview mirror. Others:
Terence McKenna
Robert Thurman- the Robin Williams of Buddhist scholars
Lightning Hopkins
Robert Anton Wilson
Jimmie Dale Gilmore- THE Voice to travel by
Henry Miller
Yikes, better stop now, or rent a bus.
Zack De la Rocha.
Extreme politics with rhythm.
No, she hasn’t made me weep, but she is one of the few celebreties that I really REALLY have a strong urge to meet someday. My husband’s uncle worked with her once, back in his art student days… I am so jealous.
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“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
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Sounds like a deal, Uncle Beer.
Besides, you get to ask him about Toledo in the early '60’s, I get to ask him about Maryland in the early '70’s.
JMCJ
Die, Prentiss, Die! You will never have a more glorious opportunity!
Are the dead people still corpses or are they live people again?
Denis Leary or Janeane Garafolo…or both.
(Well, I guess pretty much anyone on the “B” list.)
If the stereo’s broken, we’d definitely have to take Fiona Apple along. As Boli will confirm, I can’t go very far without listening to Fiona.
“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.”
Guanolad