Who's Going to Prison First, Clinton, or Limbaugh?

I’d pay money to see the Mothership swoop down out of the sky and save both Clinton and Limbaugh at the last minute.

Of course, what would be the most welcome sight in the galaxy (to Clinton) would probably be the scariest thing that Rush could ever imagine happening to him, heh heh heh…

This raises the terrifying possibility of Rush getting funky. I’m not sure the InterGalactic Funkasaurus People are ready for that.

maybe the gold nissan turns into a Fully powered Mothership?

We’ve got the crack! Gotta have that Crack!

Did anybody read Entertainment Weekly’s story on Pink, Outkast and Dave Mattews? Andre and Big Boi were talking about some collaboration on a song they did with Clinton. There advice to Clinton was “Just say no to drugs, man!” Although they did praise his work, they found it amazing that someone so obviously high could actually do good work.
When the members of Outkast tell you you are doing too much drugs, perhaps it is time to step out of that gold Nissan and give it some thought.

Dear George: gotta love ya, guy. As much as any rythymn-impaired white boy can, I dig ya. Coupla things, if you don’t mind.

You are too old for this shit. You’re older than me, and I am too old for this shit. Crack is stupid if you’re young and healthy. For a guy of your advancing years, it pretty much says you’re too stupid to make your own oatmeal.

Don’t be stupid, George. If you gotta pick up a pipe, keep it herbal.

They must have really feared for Michael Jackson’s creditworthiness, then.

Pretty soon we’ll be seeing Ozzy Osborne get his public flogging.

I wonder what they mark down as his hair color? Multi-technic-funkified?

Hey Miller,

I know what you mean. “A modern day warrior, Mean mean stride, Today’s Tom Sawyer, Mean mean pride. Bow-wow chicka bow-wow chicka chicka chicka.”

-Apoptosis

Boy howdy, ain’t that the truth?