Who's in Charge?

If then-Senator Al Gore could invent the Internet, then imagine what a President Ted “Tubes” Stevens could do to revolutionize it!

And to answer the OP: yes, Bush would still be President. The Electoral College made him so, and Congress tabulated the votes and acknowledged it. Since I think the evidence of electoral fraud was far stronger in 2000 than in 2004, this might be a form of rough justice: Cheney resigns. Bush appoints Gore as VP under the 25th Amendment. Bush resigns.

Never gonna happen, though. Not in a million years.

Seeing how one of those in front of him is Cheney, that makes him 2 1/2 heartbeats away.