Who's on first?

Just who was on first?

Who was.

Zev Steinhardt

Think of it in the statement sense, not as a question.

Who’s on first (the authorized plagiarized version)

Who was?

Yes

Who?

Yes

Who was.

Yes. Who is on first, Lou.

Okay, but Who’s on second?

No. Who’s on first

I don’t know.

What’s on second. Who’s on first.

He’s on third.

What about tomorrow?

He’s pitching

[OK, I’ve had enough fun playing Abbott to everyone’s Costello, but I’ve got to go now.]

Zev Steinhardt