Interesting thought, Hilarity N. Suze. Lot of people on this board talking about your cousin Penis, by the way.
My dad.
You know, the man who worked as an accountant for the US Government for twenty years. The one who was awarded commendations on at least a dozen different occasions because he came up with ways to improve the efficiency of the system.
He spins so hard I can feel the earth shake each time I take my taxes to be computed by a professional.
Hope the spinning doesn’t heat up his cryogentic chamber too much!
I think Elvis has slowed down, some, but at the time…
"My Lisa-Marie Married WHO ??? :eek: "
Yea, I’d have to agree with this one. He’s probably saying, “Why did we even bother?”
I was thinking Orwell at first, but he was a cynical pessimist who feared for the future, hated the present, and longed for the past.
I don’t think Alexander The Great would be too pleased out how his empire has turned out.
Let’s try “with how his…” :smack: preview!
He’s probably pissed about his movie, too.
Gotta go with Beethoven.
my grandfather. a very frugal man. When i visited my cousin in NYC about 1997, i bought a bottle of water, plain old water. I said to my cousin, “Grandpa is rolling over in his grave right now, I just spent $2 on a 16 oz bottle of plain water.” She said, yep, he is.
I would say fastest, but I’ve alway thought the Marquis de Sade must be pretty upset about some of the things done in his name. Safe? Sane??? Consensual???
Some new thoughts, two on a similar theme:
Adolf Hitler - Already blaming his own people for the collapse of Nazi Germany, it barely makes it through a week after his suicide. The resulting division of Germany wouldn’t have pleased him much, though I suppose he’s settled down a bit after reunification.
Josef Stalin - He had half the world under his thumb, but just eight years after his death, his successor is busy denouncing him and reburying him with the lesser heroes of the revolution.
Whoever really wrote Shakespeare’s plays, if you subscribe to that.
What about old Ramesses II, who (as Ozymandias) became synonymous with overweening ambition. One sharply-observed poem and you’re an unforgettable loser for eternity …
“u”, I know. u u u u …
If he can hear the way I’ve been butchering his mazurkas, I’d say Chopin.
Man, wouldn’t it be nice if people actually spun in their graves? Think of the energy one could harness!
What’s so bad about Nicolas Cage?
J.R.R. Tolkien is redlining over the single mispronunciation of “Eärendil” in the Lothlorien scene in Fellowship of the Ring, anal guy that he was.
And Abraham Lincoln, the first Republican president, probably has spun fast enough to ignite by now.
My dad- all his kids are worthless slugs
Collin Chapman and Ken Tyrell- what have they done to your teams?
L. H. Oswald- “There was no conspiricy, Dammit! I did it my self! When will you give me the credit I so desperatly craved?”
Hitler would be spinning…if he were really dead.