Who's the youngest Dick in America?

Does that mean he was a private dick?

or Seaman Dick.

Depends. If he was good at it, he might have been a general dick.

Or a Major Dick.

The name is just not very popular right now. I bet it will become a common name sometime in the future. Names come and go.

I moderate and frequent several Iditarod websites…Dick Mackey (former champion) has his name redacted to D*** Mackey at at least two of those sites.

We’re generally too busy laughing at Randys to get worked up about Rogers.

Not that I’ve ever met a Randy over here, and I don’t think I’ve ever met a Dick, not even an old one. Roger is still a common name, however.

By the way Mister Rik, John Thomas is pretty well out of fashion as an English penile nickname, so I reckon it would probably get less snickering than being called Dick.

I always thought John Thomas was American slang. Like Johnson.

Ex-congressman Dick Swett (D-NH) was two years ahead of me in High School, so he’d be about 56 now.

“The world was stunned today by the death of Ricardo Diego, the youngest Dick on the planet. The youngest Dick on earth was 18 years, 4 months, 20 days, 16 hours, and 8 minutes old.”

“Dick Swett,” eh? Does it count if you’re just adopting a moniker that will get people to vote for you?

Dutch Bob sounds dirty.
I don’t know anyone named Dick
I know guys who go by Bob, but no children.

I pronounce “_arry” words with a short A (hat), and “_erry” & “_airy” words the same way with something between a long A (skate) and a schwa. There is a clear audible difference. I don’t do it on purpose and I don’t know where I picked it up.

Well, in hat and skate I can hear (in my mind anyway) a difference, sure, but stick those sounds in front of R in these words and it goes away.

Nope. He was a Dick all through high school (actually, he was a very nice guy). Served a couple terms in congress then lost his senate race to a right-wing lunatic named Bob Smith.