In theory, metric conversion should not be a big thing. Almost all the world except America uses metric. America is a rich, educated developed country. All we are talking about is making life simpler in this age of instant jet travel and internet by having one measuring system that everybody uses.
But then there is the human tendency to bone-headed, stick-in-the-mud, f-k off-and-don’t bother-me conservatism. I am not criticizing America here, because that same sort of bone-headedness exists in my own country.
I live in Canada, which has officially changed to metric over three decades ago, but you still hear a lot of “miles” “feet”. etc.
One good example is Celsius (incorrectly called centigrade) temperatures to replace Farenheit.
Canada switched to Celsius in weather reports, cold turkey, in the the early 70s. Now, Canada is probably the country that most resembles the US in terms of social life, politics, standard of living, etc. So what happened in Canada may give you an idea of what may happen in the US.
How hard can it be to get the hang of Celsius temperatures? Zero is the melting point of fresh water. Any temperature below zero is freezing. 100 is the boiling point of water.
For purposes of weather reports, most inhabited places outside of Death Valley and Antarctica would fall somewhere within the range of -40 at the coldest to +40 at the hottest.
All you have to do to understand Celsius is form a few benchmarks in your mind.
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Anything under -20 is a very cold winter night when you should stay indoors. You probably live in North Dakota or Canada
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Minus 10 is still cold but an OK day for winter sports, etc.
-Minus 5 is a lovely winter day, but of course nothing is melting.
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Plus 5 (we usually leave out the “plus” and just say the number) is a cold Spring or Fall day.
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15 is pleasant but sweater weather.
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20 is comfortable room temperature for younger folks.
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Older folks may like 25 for room temperature, but younger people might find it warm.
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30 is generally where “hot” begins.
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35 or 40 is a good day to stay indoors with the AC on. You maybe live in Arizona. Or certain parts of Canada in the summer.
Now, I ask you, how hard can it be to form those benchmarks in your mind? After more than three decades of getting only Celsius temperatures from the weather reports, almost all Canadians are now saying things like: “Jesus, it’s only 18 in here, turn up the thermostat.” or “I know summer is really here when it hits above 30.”
In the Spring, Canadian mothers yell at their kids: “Lorne, you come back here and put on your winbreaker, it’s only 10 out there.”
But believe it or not, there are still a few Canadians of normal intelligence who cling to Farenheit. Their excuse is that they need to know how hot or cold it “really” is.
What do they mean by “really”? Is Farenheit temperature somehow more “real”? Were they born knowing Farenheit? Of course not. They learned it by forming benchmarks in their minds. When they were kids, their parents said stuff like “We keep the therostat at 70” or “It’s 90 degrees out there, turn on the AC.”
By the time they were seven or eight, they had formed these benchmarks in their minds. They knew that 60 F was nippy but nice, 40 F was kind of cold, that snow would stay on the ground under 32 F, etc.
So how is it that some Canadians, DECADES after Canada converted to Celsius, cannot get their adult minds around a few new benchmarks in a new system?
One particular piece of conservative idiocy is that if you take the Celsius temperature, double it and add 30, you get the approximate Farenheit. For example, 10 Celsius, doubled plus 30 gives you 50 Farenheit. But this only works for the “plus” temperatures.
To this day, I still meet jerks who will say: “It’s 30 out today? Wait, now. . . . 30 times 2 plus 30 is 90 Farenheit. Gee, you’r right, it IS hot.”
I cannot believe these people would spend thirty years doing this mental calculation rather than just get usd to the fact that 30 Celsius is a hot day.
I am not a metric fanatic. I just despair that we in North America are so set in our ways. But look at the amount of change successful nations like Jpan went through whn they decided to catch up to the west in the late 1800s.
And we can’t get used to a new measurement system?