Why are conservatives such dicks?

Pretty much, yes. Look how they suck up to him, how they don’t dare to defy him; he’s the de facto leader.

Wait I am confused, I thought it was liberals who liked to kill babies.

Who said the babies were dead when the conservatives ate them?

You’re right. You are confused.

Liberals only kill babies in self-defense.

You’d be surprised how often this comes up.

“It’s just a baby!”

“Look at the bones, man!”

I’m 60, and grew up in Massachusetts when Republicans were people like Eliot Richardson, Frank Sargent, Endicott Peabody, and other such Brahmin types. Nationally there were people like Nelson Rockefeller. Privileged white guys from the upper strata, for sure, but I can’t see a one of them feeling at home in the snarling, Bible-pounding, anti-intellectualistic, race-baiting “conservative” wing of American politics as it stands now.

IIRC, Barry Goldwater warned that this was going to happen – that the Republicans would be fucked if you let the religious conservatives run the show.

and now Palin…!

These ‘conservatives’ are going to start getting other people killed with this talk.

Yeah what’s funny about that is that healthcare is already rationed. I don’t have full choice as to who I pick as my Doctor. Somehow I bet UHC would have a broader network than my current insurance.

Conservatives are dicks. They’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And Liberals are pussies. And then there are assholes. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes; assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is, they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves . . . because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

As a libertarian, I think liberals are dicks and conservatives are dicks. But IMO modern-day liberals tend to be bigger dicks than modern-day conservatives. The modern-day liberal is ***extremely ***anti-choice, and has completely embraced fascism and totalitarianism. Fuck 'em.

I completely agree. Seriously. Likewise, the Democrats would be fucked if you let the socialists run the show.

I’ve heard that before, where’s that from?

And I’m quite sure that’s what they want; it’s a common practice with them. Whip up their true believers until one actually attacks or kills someone, and then pretend to be horrified.

You have YET to define socialism, shitstain. For you, it seems to be this massive boogey man, but I’ve never heard you actually tell us WHAT socialism really IS.

Goldwater, on the other hand, was concerned about people like Falwell, Robinson, Swaggert, etc and their ilk having a say and influence on politicians.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=socialism

The GOP’s Taliban wing get to meet with politicians and talk to them but it’s the GOP’s Enron wing that has all the influence.

I didn’t ask for socialism in general – I asked how YOU define it – and why it is so evil, in your eyes.

Socialism already has a definition – look it up. Why do I need to re-define it?

As for why I believe it is evil… because I believe in the free individual. What would be more interesting is why you believe socialism is such a good thing.