Well, we were bored. Saying “you’re a fucking moron,” while complete, is not terribly fulfilling. Now why don’t you get lost and perhaps an intelligent conversation could break out here.
OK, I’m getting bored of this thread now anyway, time to think up a new one…
We wait with bated breath to see what new pearl of wisdom you’ll extrude.
Speculum? What?

No, no! Speculatus et corsio ! Please get the terminology right!
Could spacka be a variation on facka (obvious meaning)?
Prepare to remain breathless.
The Society for Essex Farmboys (SEF) more commonly abbreviated to SEX.
Is a spacker anything like a fapper?
Ugh. Threads like this make me want to write-off the BBQ Pit entirely. (Oooooh, my first flame-- neat!) Anyway, I’m just going to throw this out and go seek a more stimulating conversation…
It is silly to call “religious people” in general spackers, wankers, gits or any other nifty abusive British slang terms you have to throw at us yanks. If you must abuse a social group, pick on somebody more specific ya manky scots git!

I thought spacker was a cross between a spic and a cracker.
Here I was thinking it was one who applies spackle
They come across as spackers to you, eh? I have to admit it’s pretty annoying when the evangelical types personalise their message.
That’s a spackler. You can tell the spackers from the spacklers easily. The spacklers are constantly asking you if you have any cracks that need to be filled, and the spackers aren’t. 
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A general term of abuse, eh? Hmm. “Spacker.” It does have a certain ring to it.
Can I try one?
gobshite.
It’s short for sixpacker, a reference to their primary form of nourishment.
You mean to say you expected more from Groundskeeper Willie, here?
The Griffin, seems to me like you’ve head-butted one too many soccer balls in your day.
:rolleyes:
Er… that’ll be “footballs” in this context.
Finally, an etymology of the word! Thanks, Dijon.
Well, this was a pointless read. Moving on…
I’m just tired of reformed crack addicts trying to sell my tickets to pancake breakfasts for their church.
You’d be amaized at the number of reformed crack addicts who do that in San Antonio.
This’ll only advance the issue a little bit, but when it comes to public debates, religious folks really do take the cake.
They make all sorts of outlandish claims and yet insist they’re exempt from having to prove anything. They make the most outrageous accusations against certain people, but if you disagree with them, they accuse you of violating their civil rights.