Quack quack?
Because if they were white you would lose them in the bubbles.
There are plenty of non-red ducks:
http://www.thesoapopera.com/scgi-bin/scart.cgi/DD-100-H.php3?scartid=702406
Devil ducks come in all colors.
[dull, realistic answer]Yellow got to be the “traditional” color, I suspect, because most freashly-emerged barnyard baby ducks have yellow down.[dull, realistic answer]
Not exactly helpful, but someone had to do it:
Put it down? I thought we were supposed to pass the duckie from the left hand side…
Sorry…
…Or dead ducks if you swing that way. I have one presiding over my monitor, keeping Cthulhu and the Rabbit With Big Pointy Teeth company.
HEY!
Watch the language. This is GQ.
…quack… quack…
A duck for every occasion. I like the hot rod devil duck.