Why are rubber ducks yellow?

Quack quack?

Because if they were white you would lose them in the bubbles.

They are modelled after ducklings, not adult ducks.

Ducklings are frequently yellow.

Awwww.

There are plenty of non-red ducks:

http://www.thesoapopera.com/scgi-bin/scart.cgi/DD-100-H.php3?scartid=702406
Devil ducks come in all colors.
[dull, realistic answer]Yellow got to be the “traditional” color, I suspect, because most freashly-emerged barnyard baby ducks have yellow down.[dull, realistic answer]

Not exactly helpful, but someone had to do it:

Put Down the Duckie!

:slight_smile:

Put it down? I thought we were supposed to pass the duckie from the left hand side…

Sorry…

…Or dead ducks if you swing that way. I have one presiding over my monitor, keeping Cthulhu and the Rabbit With Big Pointy Teeth company. :smiley:

HEY!
Watch the language. This is GQ.

…quack… quack…

A duck for every occasion. I like the hot rod devil duck.