Oh my, at first glance I read the thread title as " Why are Transformers built to be anatomically correct?" And thought, wow, I really missed out by only having Gobots. :eek:
My silly answer, I guess.
They may not look anatomically correct, but remember: more than meets the eye.
What? You thought SkyNet was particularly creative? Dear lord, no. She uses existing designs by humans.
Yes, the terminator were originally sex bots. You know it’s true.
Might as well be. When you see one, you know you’re f*cked.
Everyone knows that Noonian Soong is the real inventor of the Terminators. The rogue simulants he created were fully functional, so it stands to reason the Governator was too.
Pretty sure he’s got as much junk as he wants.
Kyle Reese: “The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human… sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him.”
In the blu-ray version of the first Terminator, if you up the brightness, you can totally see Arnold’s junk in the opening scene. I don’t think Maria Shriver, and the maid, had any complaints in that department.
I have it on very good authority that Arnold has indeed been blessed by the god Priapus.
Uh have you WATCHED the movies? The Terminators are infiltrators, they are built to infiltrate and go on killing sprees in the human resistance.
They have to pass as human, as Reese said they even have bad breath and body odor. If they didn’t have normal human parts the resistance could just require anyone coming in to strip and they would be exposed, they need to pass perfectly as human duh.
You think?
Yeah, this was my take on it as well.
Philip K Dick gets credit for Bladerunner and Total Recall but he was also the true father of the Terminator franchise with a scifi story called Second Variety.
Meh, if you give a penis a weapon it’ll want to go off all the time.
Bungee cord.
Or if SkyNet had a sense of irony.
,and is it armored?
If he gets shot there, would he get a ding in his dong? Dang!
“Extendable I/O interface?”
“Talk to the…”. No, I won’t say it.
I saw the first *Terminator on the big screen, and I seem to remember being just barely able to see something ‘bouncing’ around, but it being, ah, kinda dinky. Actor Bill Paxton (Hudson from Aliens) played one of the punks in that opening scene (and was a friend of James Cameron from back in their Roger Corman days) and he said on Howard Stern that Arnold wasn’t too impressive down there, though he also said it was cold the night they shot that scene. Stern had previously said something like, 'His dick is probably longer than his last name!" *
In case it has orders to kill its target by fucking him/her to death. Geez, none of you guys read Oglaf?