Why are you annoyed I didn't do a search before I started this thread?

There’s no particular rule on the number of posts. The GQ rule reads:

If you’re joking, and it’s not absolutely clear, it’s best to add a smiley or some other indication. Posters make ridiculous remarks, apparently in all seriousness, all the time. Don’t assume your remark will be understood as a joke. Don’t post misinformation in an attempt to deceive a naive questioner.

He was very obviously making a joke, and didn’t actually expect any sort of reward. It’s not an uncommon style of joke. I know I’ve seen that joke made many times in ATMB, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone take it seriously.

Hence why he thinks you have a personal problem with him, and is upset.

It’s “lo”; lo and behold.

Timely reply as usual, BigT.

Ever since Prodigy I have enertained thoughts like abetted by technology, we tolerate and even encourage the “microcomplaint”: the petty, petulant kvetch about the quotidian.. Suggest we all read it and then bitch and complain about the shortcomings in the post.

Nice phrase. (It’s from Teddy Wayne at the Times, but you get props for selecting it.)