Why can't an 800 lb man play goalie?

“There’s nothing in the rulebook that says an elephant can’t play.”

There are limitations on the size of the pads and gloves and jerseys a goalkeeper would wear.

An 800 lb man wouldn’t be able to fit in the equipment required unless he got a waiver from the league. And it’s likely the league wouldn’t give a waiver.

This would also apply to a moose or elk or elephant.

Dude plays a mean electric guitar.