I’m on the Atkins’ diet and I gotta tell ya…
…I have to poop less and I rarely fart anymore.
Of course, now that I’ve got a three-year-old at home and WANT to use the “pull my finger” joke, I CAN’T!
Our IT Director conducts meetings in the bathroom. You’ll be standing at the urinal doing your thing, and he’ll come up to the next one and start talking to you. He wants information on your project that the short version takes 5 minutes. He will continue talking to you through zipping up and washing your hands. Then he walks to the exit door, stops, and CONTINUES talking to you. People literally hold it if they see him go into the crapper first.
Then of course most of us carry Blackberry pagers. So you hear the click-click-click of people typing on the little keyboards while they’re sitting in the stall. Ugh!
Can I get an Amen?