Why can't you bail yourself out of jail?

[Q.E.D]

@fisha

If money is in your possession when arrested, a couple of things can happen.

That was four things. A couple is two.

[pkbites]

@EJsGirl

Luckily, the only time I was arrested, there was no bail required. I was released on my own recognizance after a DUI arrest back in 1990. At the time, we thought the laws were harsh, but they were nothing compared to now…

What was harsh about them?