Close, but I’m pretty sure it’s “Muskrat Love”.
I’ll second, third, fourth, fifth … 10[sup]100[/sup] that.
I actually bought Jay Ferguson’s album, and liked it.
Gotta mention the December episode of Arrested Development where Michael and his 15-year old niece Maeby sing Afternoon Delight on karoake to each other, until getting to the lyrics about rubbing each other-- he breaks off but she continues, oblivious to the crowd’s reaction. Priceless!
Dudes, dudes, dudes, you are all wrong about the worst song ever. I’ve said it before, I’ll say again as many times as it takes to get the message across.
The worst song in the world is
Never Been to Me by Charlene.
And you know what, I can’t bring myself to get you all the lyrics.
Now I’m confused. Which side are you on again?
Anyone else remember the cartoon of the same name? My memory is a mite vauge, though, and I can’t recall if they were actually related…
I’m sorry. I have hijacked this thread and driven it off the road into a peculiar and frightening forest. I just saw a couple of muskrats doing something with a pina colada that a woman ain’t s’posed to see, so I’m going to jump on this lost horse and ride it 'til the fear in me subsides.
Wildfire made my 8 year old son tear up a bit. It made him very sad that she lost her horse.
You also made a reference to Aftenoon Delight in your OP. My son goes around the house singing the chorus because of Anchorman. He thought that part of them movie was very funny, as did I. [sub](Yes, I allowed him to watch that movie with me and most of the references went over his head)[/sub]
Say, is that a cake? Sweet! Green icing!
It’s a gift.
But then spring 1967 would be “this spring”, not “last spring”. That’s why it doesn’t work out.
I’m really not ashamed to like any songs. 
Including Sometimes When We Touch, and preemptively in case anyone mentions them, the very similar “I Go Crazy” by Paul Davis and “Just Remember I Love You” by Firefall. 
And I made an error in my previous post; it’s not Carry On Wayward Sun it’s Carry On Wayward Son. It totally rocks, but I’m always getting the title confused. :smack:
Lotsa love for Thunder Island. I stand corrected, I suppose.
Forgot about Muskrat Love. That may be the worst.
Please…it was just a joke…maybe an inaccurate timeline, but a joke nonetheless.
Don’t worry. Be Happy.
I’d hear the refrain of “Afternoon Delight” and think it was:
Skyrockets at night
Afternoon delight
“Wimoweh” apparently means “He [the lion] sleeps.” It came from original music written about 1939 in South Africa for Solomon Linda’s Original Evening Birds.
The original version of “MacArthur Park” was sung by Richard Harris (“Hyperdramatically,” according to Dave Barry).
How about these songs?
“1900 Yesterday” by Liz Damon’s Orient Express
“Listen to What the Man Said” by Wings
“Primrose Lane” by Jerry Wallace
“Raunchy” by Bill Justis
“Java” by Al Hirt
“Last Farewell” by Roger Whittaker
“Overjoyed” by Stevie Wonder
“Baby Don’t Go” by Sonny and Cher
“Elusive Butterfly” by Bob Lind
DING! DING! DING!
We have a winner, folks!
Of course, what do I know? I actually *like *“Sometimes When We Touch,” “The Hustle,” “MacArthur Park,” and “Wildfire.” 
Did I actually waste my 1,500th post on this?
Did you post 100 more posts in the last few minutes? I see 1600.
Caution: poster is even dumber than he appears.
Sadly, it does get worse.
<sings>Feee-lings! WHOA-WHOA-WHOA, Feee-lings… </sings>
Or “You Are So Beautiful, To Me”.
Ick-ick-ick. :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:
I don’t know what dictionary you’re reading from, but where I live, “last” means “last”. Not “second from last”. Last spring is the most recent spring that is completed.
Chalk it up to a difference of usage, I suppose. It seems to me that “last spring” would mean “spring last year” as opposed to “just this past spring”. That might make a good IMHO thread - if it’s Thursday and someone says “last Wednesday”, do you take it to mean “yesterday”.