Why did the pet cemetary turn dead things evil?

I think DocCathode whooshed a good many people with his post, which was just a toe over surreal enough to fool you into thinking his “insults” were genuine; I think C K Dexter Haven’s response is mild enough to be considered a sort of whoosh of a whoosh, like “I better say something in case this was serious.” I mean, it’s not like he wore his moderator hat or anything.

It’s enough to make me suspect these bastards purposely conspired together.

I. AM. WHOOSH. PROOF. Begone!

Doc, if it was a joke reference, then you whooshed me. “Joke insults” are OK, as long as it’s clear they’re a joke, but I’ve been having enough problems with this thread already. I thought it might be a joke (especially given the response), so I was deliberately pretty light about it (and I didn’t mark it in the secret Mod file).

I also apologize to all and sundry if I’m a little terse or short, I’m travelling internationally and not in a particularly friendy clime.

And lissener, quite correct, you do not need to play “junior mod,” thanks very much.

FTR, I thought it was extremely obvious that Doc was joking.

So what happens if you bury the director’s cut of Showgirls in an ancient Native American Micmac burial ground?

And that is why I have Robot Insurance, from Old Glory.

Larry Borgia, haven’t I said, like two or three times now, that this is a thread about Stephen King? Is there any point to your comment other than baiting?

OK, when I have to interfere this many times in a thread, that thread is done.