I’m a fan of Spike TV’s Deadliest Warrior. If you’re unfamiliar with the show, it pits historical and modern fighters such as Vikings, Samurai, or the Green Berets against each other in a simulated computer battle to the death, while modern experts expound on a selection of weapons unique to each warrior.
In season one, some of the winners were Spartan over Ninja, Spetsnaz over Green Berets, and Apache over Gladiator. For season 2, they brought back the winners and tried to see which one’s the best. It ended up where the Spartan beat the Samurai. A big advantage of the Spartan was the gigantic shield that most of us have seen in the movie 300.
That brought to my attention that I have never seen any other ancient army use a shield of comparable size.
First, I know I probably shouldn’t be getting my fighting tactics from a show on Spike TV, even though they tried to be scientifically accurate and impartial. Second, maybe there’s the thought that if an army was conquered, their weapons and technology probably weren’t that good to begin with. Then of course, maybe some places just doesn’t have the capital or natural resources to steal a tech from another army.
But we all know the invading Persian army got their asses kicked at Thermopylae, and though they won eventually out of sheer number and a sneak attack, they were sort of driven off. It was said that the Persian’s Immortals were armed with simple wooden or otherwise crappy shields, and they were no match for the big bronze shields that the Spartans had. So if I were Xerxes at that time, I would have told my engineers to start making millions of those shields. Train an elite group of Immortals in their use, then do to the Spartans what they did to me.
Why didn’t more cultures adopt that shield if it was so great? Was it’s benefits simply exaggerated through history? In modern times, once a nation gets something like a nuke, a bunch of other nations have it within 10 years. One nation comes up with bunker busters, and pretty soon others have it. I’m assuming lots of enemies of the Spartans knew about the shield and had trouble with it, so why didn’t more of them start using it? Later empires like the Romans, or even the Athenians who were conquered by the Spartans for a time didn’t use those shields. Why not?